Best Vicks Poems
The VicksThe vicks
Johnson is me poor old name,
Brisbane town is where I’m staying,
Had 100 jobs I’m saying,
A some times Diversional Therapist.
(entertain the old n decrepid)
Tried burying for half a week,
Wouldn’t let me smile, or squeak,
Drove a council bus,
punched out a few,
Who’d fight, no fuss.
Bouncer in...
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Categories:
vicks, adventureold, me, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Vicks Vapor Rub If You PleaseVicks Vapor Rub is my most favorite scent.
If it was tasty, I would eat it,
so it could seep out of my pores as I slept.
I love the menthol of it;
I love the comfort of it.
I love it up one side and down the other.
Vicks Vapor...
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Categories:
vicks, self,
Form:
Free verse
Pow Woodtick PowPrance across my stomach, with your lightest touch.
Take a big juicy bite out of my boobs, wood tick man.
Sure. Swirl my blood around in your little mean mouth.
Take your time. Enjoy yourself, at my expense. For a second.
Here is the deal. I have sensitive skin,...
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Categories:
vicks, funny, humor,
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