Best Unfair Advantage Poems

herKidster, Billy is breaking up with PD.
Things were going very well until PD
made it clear to herKidster that PD is a she.
Now PD has an...

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Seeing you all glistening wet
 from your nice, long hot shower, 
Makes things tight in my lower stomach
 and frustrated that you have that power.

One...

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As Noah gathered his flocks, and he gathered his herds
Two by two, from the frogs, to the birds
They would follow the leader, right into the...

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Not Be Another

No matter what may be Patriot's Play scheme,
None if it ever would spoil Seahawk's dream
And what appears to me to be amazing
Is having...

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Every day, my life has been filled with regret. I should've found true love somewhere in
America when I had that first chance. I regret being...

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Tennis in the wind
An audience like fans to the trees
Serves an unfair advantage...

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I'm Mortimer Monkey!  My devilish side
will jump on the back of the elephant's hide!

I'll take unfair advantage
Even taking bringing my baggage!

While this jumbo sized...

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Ole’ Humpty Dumpty, is in a ridiculous scramble
Out of the eggshell, and into a scandal
After sitting so high on the throne of conceit
His place in...

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Turned Out To Be

Footballs were found to be under-inflated;
Not well-mated and problems created;
Seems like part of a big scheme
Giving unfair advantage to a certain team.

So...

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……

     Searing pain shot through 
my body like a wave of heat. I 
raised my arm to feel my 
cheek, but...

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Silently, the years go by.
Secretly you start to die.
Unknown even to yourself.
You weren't so safe up on that shelf.

Sooner or later things do change.
Inside you...

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Pleasant sunshine and the pure air restored me.
 I considered believing.
 I had been to hasty.
 I was a fool exposed.
 I ought have familiarised...

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I am beginning to understand

Why when it comes to some
things in life

A referees is deemed to be required
to preside over proceedings

So neither party gets to...

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The growing popular LGBT movement is not the only factor that is driving younger Americans and Europeans far away from any organized region! In the...

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23)   Both Red China and Russia have war vessels on the Bering Sea,
         in international...

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