Don'T Blame Alice

Ole’ Humpty Dumpty, is in a ridiculous scramble
Out of the eggshell, and into a scandal
After sitting so high on the throne of conceit
His place in the government, now heads for defeat!

Convinced that sweet Alice, with her wiggling hips
Was too willing a partner, ...he will not admit
Of his unfair advantage, while his staff listened at doors
And heard goings on from the governor's mall
While forgetting his family,  no conscience at all! 

Teetering, he sat in his delicate shell
Bragging and flaunting, ….and that wasn’t all!
Till he fell into the vat of a chemical spill
While wishing to fire, those spies that will tell

Stones built without mortar, out of rocks that would crumble
He tumbled and spiraled down into the mud
His life flashed before him, like other flashers before
Like Arnold, the hound dog, that thespian fox  
And Edwards, still bruised from a cradle that rocked

Now all the kings’ horses, and all the kings’ men
Wondered if Humpty can climb up again
But they rode off like thunder, they won’t be caught under
The waves of a scandal….if he blunders again!!



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Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 4/24/2012 6:46:00 PM
So original and a good poem rwgardless of fulfilling the req's. Congrad's on your big win. Light & Love
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Date: 4/19/2012 5:58:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning poem in Susan's "Blame It on the Rain" contest Carrie. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/18/2012 10:39:00 AM
Very, very clever Carrie. You had so much to say so well. congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 4/18/2012 10:22:00 AM
Carrie congrats on your win, love your take on it ...David
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Date: 4/18/2012 8:54:00 AM
Congratulations on your #8 win in my contest!
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Date: 6/21/2011 9:14:00 PM
Methinks this is a political satire but I am not very knowledgeable on many political figures to realize who HUmpty is. What a great poem, Carrie. You never cease to amaze. Congrats on your win.
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Date: 6/21/2011 5:28:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Debbie's "Go Ask Alice" contest Carrie. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/20/2011 6:38:00 PM
My congratulations on this win in the contest of debbie, carrie
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Date: 6/20/2011 4:52:00 AM
wow, carrie.. a bombardment of lively scenery! my best cheers for the hefty win! :) huggs
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Date: 6/20/2011 3:17:00 AM
marvellous witty mix of humor and poetic skill...I liked it greatly....congratulations and best wishes Carrie
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Date: 6/9/2011 7:30:00 PM
Great write Carrie! I enjoyed the read, best to you in the contest~ Caryl
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Date: 6/9/2011 6:24:00 PM
Very well done, Carrie. You summed it all up here beautiful, using the legendary lullaby, Humpty Dumpty! Very creative! Thanks for sharing. Caroline.
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Date: 6/9/2011 6:15:00 PM
Fantanstic write on the classic piece, Carrie
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Date: 6/9/2011 5:24:00 PM
Wonderful Carrie, I just love your Alice poem, best of luck in the contest, with this beauty~~
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