Don'T Blame Alice

Ole’ Humpty Dumpty, is in a ridiculous scramble
Out of the eggshell, and into a scandal
After sitting so high on the throne of conceit
His place in the government, now heads for defeat!

Convinced that sweet Alice, with her wiggling hips
Was too willing a partner, ...he will not admit
Of his unfair advantage, while his staff listened at doors
And heard goings on from the governor's mall
While forgetting his family,  no conscience at all! 

Teetering, he sat in his delicate shell
Bragging and flaunting, ….and that wasn’t all!
Till he fell into the vat of a chemical spill
While wishing to fire, those spies that will tell

Stones built without mortar, out of rocks that would crumble
He tumbled and spiraled down into the mud
His life flashed before him, like other flashers before
Like Arnold, the hound dog, that thespian fox  
And Edwards, still bruised from a cradle that rocked

Now all the kings’ horses, and all the kings’ men
Wondered if Humpty can climb up again
But they rode off like thunder, they won’t be caught under
The waves of a scandal….if he blunders again!!



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Guzzi Avatar
April 24, 2012 at 6:46 PM
So original and a good poem rwgardless of fulfilling the req's. Congrad's on your big win. Light & Love
Brown Avatar
April 19, 2012 at 5:58 AM
Congratulations on your winning poem in Susan's "Blame It on the Rain" contest Carrie. Love, Carol
Johnson Avatar
April 18, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Very, very clever Carrie. You had so much to say so well. congratulations. Love, Joyce
Williams Avatar
April 18, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Carrie congrats on your win, love your take on it ...David
Susan Avatar
April 18, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Congratulations on your #8 win in my contest!
Dietrich Avatar
June 21, 2011 at 9:14 PM
Methinks this is a political satire but I am not very knowledgeable on many political figures to realize who HUmpty is. What a great poem, Carrie. You never cease to amaze. Congrats on your win.
Brown Avatar
June 21, 2011 at 5:28 AM
Congratulations on your win Debbie's "Go Ask Alice" contest Carrie. Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
June 20, 2011 at 6:38 PM
My congratulations on this win in the contest of debbie, carrie
Onclaud Avatar
June 20, 2011 at 4:52 AM
wow, carrie.. a bombardment of lively scenery! my best cheers for the hefty win! :) huggs
Beck Avatar
June 20, 2011 at 3:17 AM
marvellous witty mix of humor and poetic skill...I liked it greatly....congratulations and best wishes Carrie
Muzzey Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 7:30 PM
Great write Carrie! I enjoyed the read, best to you in the contest~ Caryl
Delacroix Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 6:24 PM
Very well done, Carrie. You summed it all up here beautiful, using the legendary lullaby, Humpty Dumpty! Very creative! Thanks for sharing. Caroline.
Mehta Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Fantanstic write on the classic piece, Carrie
La France Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Wonderful Carrie, I just love your Alice poem, best of luck in the contest, with this beauty~~
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