Turned Out To Be

Turned Out To Be Footballs were found to be under-inflated; Not well-mated and problems created; Seems like part of a big scheme Giving unfair advantage to a certain team. So slippery footballs appeared to be; Deflated like an ego could be held more comfortably, And now more than likely will land Firmly and fit into receiver's hand. So with head chiefs we started to consult; Out from all this what should be the result; About whole thing people off it did tick; How about cash and a future draft pick? Why would they want to sell themselves short? Should spend a day in an unethical court; But all attempts appeared to be feudal; Should be sent to one that is a tribunal. Could include comments from a sports commentator Who I had heard turned out to be a traitor Favoring team that they previously played for; What should be done to even the score? Maybe commissioner should also be included; He, like everyone else is probably deluded By fans and to a fact that to they all did react; What should be tried is some oil of ipecac. Right away things started to smooth right out; It was simple by removing all of the doubt You might swing and sway with Sammy Kay; It all turned out to be bunch of BS anyway. James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran