Best Towing Poems

The pet peeves of a female tow truck driver

Please don’t hit on me
I’m here to tow your car
Not to date you

Don’t pass me your phone number folded up in cash 
I won’t call you 
EVER

Being groped while doing an unlock isn’t sexy
It’s assault 
And I...

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mine is a crisis of Christ or crucifixion
holines or hell
religion or retribution
a martyr or barter for a beast
benevolence or blood
st. luke or sins to rebuke
st. paul or a fall from grace
st. john or his head to be gone
joy or a judas kiss
bliss or to be...

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