Best Tinned Poems

Great store cupboard standby
I'm sure,but tinned potatos,
It doesn't matter what you do with them,
They always taste the same,
Boiled,fried,roast,
Sprinkled with cheddar cheese,
Covered with curry sauce,
They still...

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Tiddles didn’t like his new tinned tea

Fussy 
Pussy

Angry Animal

Shows claws
From paws

Self catering cat

Catch mice
Tastes nice

Caught in the rain

Soggy
Moggy

Time for a sneaky sleep 

Cat nap
On lap

Contented...

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Where do we come in
					in medias res  not knowing nor caring when
doesn’t everybody pine being number one we leave behind our lives in pages...

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My cousin’s just earned his degree
He majored in fartology
Now he can impart
What foods make me fart
He’s obsessed by scatology


I confessed that beans give me wind
(It...

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When Humanity Cries


Message in my angry pen
Peeps yearning for release
To scrawl on white walls
Venom from a ‘ball’ sting,

  Bane in an irate pen
 ...

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Computer spam I really do abhor

   But tinned Spam I have an appetite for

      I liked it in...

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The greasy spoon. 

Tea by the mug full. 
Sugars by the three 
the color of canal water.
that's the brew for me.

No muesli or grapefruits.
No croissants...

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Cat's are not my favourite animal for reasons I shall tell

I don't like how they look or how they actually smell

And they kill all the...

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The threshing floor divides the brisk cold winds
and too gentle zephyr of mortality.
I choose the rose-red blush where death rescinds.

My mind reels with the thrill...

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yes, this daft punk pink animal from farm ville will newt axe
any thank u mooch positive word does not rick choir whet backs
now i hold...

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It's good to be modern, don't you think? 
Bowling alley, skating rink. 
If we moderns want a swim, 
we drive our cars down to the...

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Once  upon a time

I was, it seems like 100 years ago,
on an old fashion cargo ship, the carried all sorts
from potatoes, flour, machine parts,...

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A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the...

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Yearend dinner

17.13-17 grams of locally produced beef
Add, 18.9 French onions, 18.11 tinned English tomatoes,
Season.

With 18:24 spaghetti


Do not eat.

Poise-on u:


Onp   mark 8:10

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Choices,...

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A template swap is a switch over to a swimming sword. Swordfish are very pleased at this and dunk their noses into goblets in a...

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