Cats

Cat's are not my favourite animal for reasons I shall tell I don't like how they look or how they actually smell And they kill all the beautiful birds that I love to watch fly by They defecate in my herb garden that just makes everything die Then they bring them dead birds into the house as a loving gift And they don't care if it's a Pidgeon, Blackbird, Robin or a swift Evil little buggers! They cost a fortune in tinned and packet food They rub their bottom in your face which I think is rather rude And sticking their claws in your legs puffing you up like a cushion And the sudden pain makes you kick out like a dancing Russian Yeah, Cat's are not my favourite animal for many a reason They're so selfish and unloyal they should be tried for treason! 14/9/2016