Cats
Cat's are not my favourite animal for reasons I shall tell
I don't like how they look or how they actually smell
And they kill all the beautiful birds that I love to watch fly by
They defecate in my herb garden that just makes everything die
Then they bring them dead birds into the house as a loving gift
And they don't care if it's a Pidgeon, Blackbird, Robin or a swift
Evil little buggers!
They cost a fortune in tinned and packet food
They rub their bottom in your face which I think is rather rude
And sticking their claws in your legs puffing you up like a cushion
And the sudden pain makes you kick out like a dancing Russian
Yeah, Cat's are not my favourite animal for many a reason
They're so selfish and unloyal they should be tried for treason!
14/9/2016
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