Best Telephone Number Poems

“Tamam Shud”



Handsome comes
as handsome goes

forgotten
not missed

lies waiting 
intestate 

a code
undeciphered 

Mystery in the end - 
far more interesting 

answers calling
something whispers:

"Death -
open gate ...

Come in"

(LadyLabyrinth...

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Dear Santa,
As you may well know, 
it's tights and not stockings that are all the go.
So, with no stockings to hang on the bedstead, 
would...

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Marquee gave me a choice.  "What would I rather be, a better writer, or to be  able to use my  computer?" They...

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Note 
TO = telephone operator
Self = myself speaking
  



TO:      You have just reached Bedlam Associates Incorporations Ltd.
  ...

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The Poem For Every Female. 
(You are every Beautiful word ever thought.)


I Love You.


I love all females.
No female is ugly.
No female should ever feel lonely.
I...

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"Write your dreams," Carolyn Kizer told us
in a long-ago poetry workshop in Paris.  I would 
like to, Yes, follow that instruction, but on wee-
hour...

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I recently attended a speed dating service,
but I did not enter into it at all serious.
I went into this speed dating service strictly as a...

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pleasure i  seek without you
pain i get from the thorns of curiosity
when i knock again, your blessing answers the door
i say nothing and leave...

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Facebook fools you all
Why tell the world where you fall
I am going on holiday for a week or three
Come to my home and rob me,...

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I hate robocalls!

Inxs of recorded messages   
transmitted automatically 
to my telephone number 
by automatic dialing device.

I turn off damn ringer,
and disassemble (carefully 
as...

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His two years old son
Needed treatment for stomach pain
But he had no money
His wife needed to pursue
Her BA course
He couldn't afford to
I can't help he...

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today I smoked a cheap cigar,
tainted sweet,
plastic tip,
differently.

sitting by the kitchen window,
i caught the smoke between
my lips,
through my nose,
smooooooooooooooke.

try to be profound when bills pile...

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While idling away the precious minutes
tapping into the wide whirled web
a smattering of random words and phrases
(in an attempt to jump/kick start
pinteresting material to sink...

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Nickelangelo carved a cucumber
From a very old piece of scrap lumber
A priest had a grope
But the Pope said, "Nope!
For now, just get his telephone number!"...

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got what he wanted at my expense.

Said crack fast talking
hacker and scammer
pulled figurative wool over my eyes
going incognito and speaking a clipped
English mien his disguise.

He...

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