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Speed Dating

I recently attended a speed dating service, but I did not enter into it at all serious. I went into this speed dating service strictly as a goof and when it ended I was left with indisputable proof of what my true presence and brutal honesty would do to all women if ever I approached women in this manner in a real social situation. Not one single telephone number did yours truly receive which did not surprise me in the very least because the true honesty I displayed most forthcoming seemed to traumatize all of those poor speed dating women.

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Colleen Bono

Date: 2/12/2012 9:19:00 PM

Hope you are doing well.Me not so much.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/11/2012 4:44:00 PM

Good to see you SillyBilly. ** Speed Dating....tell my more about that....a little trip to Mc Donalds...and hurry back again.?.oxox love Anne-Lise :)

Billy Thekidster
Date: 2/12/2012 3:09:00 PM

Speed dating is a formalized matchmaking process or dating system whose purpose is to encourage people to meet a large number of new people. Men and women are rotated to meet each other over a series of short "dates", usually lasting from 3 to 8 minutes depending on the organization running the event. At the end of each interval, the organizer rings a bell, clinks a glass, or blows a whistle to signal the participants to move on to the next date. At the end of the event participants submit to the organizers a list of who they would like to provide their contact information to. If there is a match, contact information is forwarded to both parties.