Best Teaser Poems

At a time inconvenient it teases,
As it comes whensoever it pleases.
Creeping ever so sly,
It will make you yell, "Why?!"
And the thing that I speak of is sneezes....

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B oosting a staminal of fits.
R oosting for the stars and stopping to piss.
A man I am with my wits.
I nsofar as the world does not make sense,
N odding now because I am exhausted.

T esting my ideas through my Dreamweaver.
E ating nutritious foods to stay...

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Stop being suggestive
With that choccy digestive
Just stick it in your gob
And pass me a hob nob...

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Writing poems is just what I did realize;
Will be all part of a mind exercise;
Words together will start linking;
Makes you begin to start thinking.

It also really is a quite nice activity
Ending up producing word subjectivity
And another thing I am starting to find
Is strengthens and broadens...

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Here's something for you,
 To guess if it's true.
 About little old me,
 Just wait, and you'll see:
 On my dream wedding day,
 I went out of my way,
 To bid an adieu
 To my lover so true.
 The problem with this?
 It took one...

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Like A Fire Cat - Teaser Taste Of Spring...
Did Fistbump With Ole Man Winter

Once again, this fella alights
this poetaster and trots out weather,
nope not cuz freezing cold bites,
this poetic instance highlights
spate of unseasonably warm temperatures

circa early February 2019,
melting oppressive plights,
whereby totally tubular solar balm
energizes and...

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Turbulent takeoff, tension thick
Tongue-tied terror, toxic trip
Tropical tornado tempestuous threat
Timbuktu touchdown, tomorrow Tibet.




Begin with a letter
T is letter chosen
Sponsored 
by:
Angela Tune 
02/07/2022...

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the smile and the slight shadow of a scar
on the side of her upper lip makes her so
alluring and i love to tease her anytime
i do get a chance just so i can see her smile
i did ask for her number so i can tease...

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Bet you thought I was just another pretty... uh, handsome old geezer
Well SURPRISE!!! I'm also renowned for being brilliant at brain teasers
A butcher is five foot eight
What does he weigh
MEAT of course you sillies, take your brain out of the freezer!...

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A teenager searching for gold
Saw a girl whose tattoo was bold
It read, "You are here!
The treasure is near!"
But as he grew hot she grew cold...

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Ruben, The Teaser 
I knew it was her when she entered the cafe 
had seen her before in a fake painting behind 
a bar in downtown New York this Rubenesque  
a  woman only this time she wore a short frock. 
those thighs could...

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A lass best described as a flirt
Flaunts assets cached under her skirt
But gamblers know
Its all for show
She's afraid of losing her shirt!...

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There goes Grandma Cat with the flowered hat, the teaser said.
Thomaletta gave him a look that was supposed to make him dead.
I hate this guy! She said to her owner, a prissy girl named Miss Emit.
I want him to fall off a roof nine times...

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Bet you thought I was just another old geezer
Well SURPRISE!!! I'm also known for being brilliant at brain teasers
A butcher is five foot eight
What does he weigh
MEAT of course you sillies, take your brain out of the freezer!...

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Mind and brain, please explain
Are they both one of the same
Which dominates, is it the brain?
Over-thinking causes strain
Strain can stress all mankind
Giving the potential to lose minds
Loss of mind causes grief
Experts brains should give relief
Could someone answer this question, please
So I can give my brainbox...

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