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Best Swigged Poems

Below are the all-time best Swigged poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of swigged poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member Forevermore
My Iphone softly played Reveille as my 4:30 morning alarm.  Without opening my eyes, I found the phone in the dark and tapped off...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swigged, death, life,
Form: Narrative

Check Your Calendar
While looking for Viagra
with passion on its brink,
I dropped the little box of pills
they all went down the sink

Now on the pack it clearly says,

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Categories: swigged, funny, sexy,
Form: Verse
Elmo Elmo
Elmo Elmo was an elephant seller
He kept a white elephant in the cellar
He swigged all the bottles
Down a hundred throttles
And was turned into a big...

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Categories: swigged, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A trip to the dentist

Face fractured with fear 
As the Taxi drew near
The building was in the next street
" I'll drop you off here" 
Said Steve full of cheer

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Categories: swigged, health, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Changing Worlds

.. And Unc' Nathan -
Well.., he just kept right on .., 
You.., (he coughed a long one) eyes.., 
They gonna' be square..

I blasted another.


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Categories: swigged, family, grandparents, growing up, growth, humorous,
Form: Narrative

Elixir of Life Two

Maybe I shall live long
Long and long.
Perhaps I might not defunct
After emptying this long life pot.
My boy shall die while I'm exist
I shall place him...

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Categories: swigged, death, destiny,
Form: Didactic
Forgotten Traveler
Creative is the mind of this traveler
lost soul amungst the earth
given a second set of rules and standards 
since my day of birth 

not known...

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Categories: swigged, friendship, lifeme, me,
Form: I do not know?

Sister Susie swigged seven Sangria's,
Seven Sangria's sister Susie swigged.
Swigging seven Sangria's was so stupid -
Susie’s severely sozzled her twin sister twigged!


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Categories: swigged, drink, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Time was melting away. I was unaware; where and how.
My eternal companion in happiness and tear was gone,
The love which had compassionately held me near,

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Categories: swigged, allegory, books, lost love,
Form: Free verse
The Swill to Believe
“A man convinced against his will
Is of the same opinion still”—
But though we will with all our might,
A sober thought still wins that fight.

A fairer...

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© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swigged, funny, humor, humorous, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme
Stopped at an Oktoberfest
Just to catch the scene -
Big steins of beer, a German band,
Appropriate cuisine.

Some lederhosen wearers
Did compete at beanbag toss,
Then swigged their pilsners...

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Categories: swigged, october,
Form: Rhyme