Best Starring Poems
Are you as surprised as I to find
That Kim Kardashian is a international spy
But don't worry she's on the side of right
Working this time for the good guys
The pics that this twit tweets
Is spinning turbans around in the Middle East
Corrupting the minds of the men and their youth
As they google eye over what she let's loose
Though Miss K. is not the one to blame
It's mainly the fault of Uncle Sam
She's just doing her civic duty
In the posting of selfies in her birthday suity
I've had suspensions for years believe you me
The Kim isn't as dumb as she appears to be
I heard that Iran has accused Kim Kardashian of being a spy...
Who knew!
Never ever ask a starfish for directions
They're at the centre of five intersections
Confusion reigns
But they're not to blame
Their Moms and Pops invented genuflexion
What a superb line-up for you tonight ladies and Gentlemen
For your entertainment and delictation tonight
There’s kind old Adolph with Mien Kampf
Monsieur Adam Smith presents The Wealth of Nations
Joseph Smith speaking guided in Reformed Egyptian
Presenting Jesus he cannot write but lets go plenty who can
L Ron Hubbard Dianetics: The modern science of mental health
Bearded wise Karl Marx presents Das Capital
Another Beard! Yes it’s old favourite God with the Bible Old and New
Oh and here we go! The Lovely Mohammed with the Koran
Enjoy!
Equus Ferus caballus bovinium
awing the Browsband, he sat upon the latigo Keeper
relevant scales
an occurance of a dynamic conjunction
the rhizosphere
in Gilib. He said!
sativa fabaceae and
Tataricicum
Fagopu esculentum
disentangle rhizosheric
those processes
Adda Aiia O' badia Obadiah!
he grinds the wheat to be meals
for the peoples!
biosphere, hydrosphere, pedoshere
sativa fabaceae, fagopyrum
tataricum
tataricum!
fagopu esculentum!
serendipitous
bovinious sandwichious, wheatous eatem's!
alpha draconis
bowich Chordata. The starched collar of my tuxedo shirt!
that these words are of the wheat
for the wheat
and buy the wheat!
the wheat for the peoples!
grind ye the wheat
to be flours for our bread
that the heels shall make sandwiches with bovine
Meatus yum-yum!
thank ye oh God of Harvest
the Sandwisch of Meatus!
the sounds of humming goodness!
he wears a tuxedo when he eats these fabulous burgers!
they are so scrumpsous!
,
thanketh thee!
Naked alone my teeth are sinking in the bone
The ship is sinking all are in fear
I do, let's jump; overboard
Naked clotheless the chocolates are in the sea
Man overboard, Set the sails and let's jump ship
Naked and ready to go
Jane Fonda Knows what to do
Jane fonda Knows everything
She is life itself and i'm the chocolate beneath her teeth
Set sail and lets go ho ho ho
What a superb line-up for you tonight ladies and gentlemen
for your entertainment and delectation tonight
you’ll remember these acts for the rest of your life
Most of your favourites here tonight
Monsieur Adam Smith presents The Wealth of Nations
Joseph Smith with Jehovah gold plates and a gun shoot out
L Ron Hubbard Dianetics the modern science of mental health
my minds spinning already
bearded the wise Karl Marx presents Das Capital
Wait almost forgot kind old uncle Adolph with Mien Kampf
Another beard - fashions do come and go !
yes it’s our old favourite God with the Bible Old and New
Jesus what ! such promise - lets go !
And here we go! the lovely Mohammed with the Koran
no follow up act surely !
his followers are all charged up
Its explosive !
Enjoy!
What a superb line-up for you tonight ladies and Gentlemen
For your entertainment and delictation tonight
There’s kind old Adolph with Mien Kampf
Monsieur Adam Smith presents The Wealth of Nations
L Ron Hubbard Dianetics: The modern science of mental health
Bearded wise Karl Marx presents Das Capital
Another Beard! Yes it’s old favourite God with the Bible Old and New
Oh and here we go! The Lovely Mohammed with the Koran
Enjoy!
Staring at the ceiling
Wonder what you're feeling
Are you thinking of me?
Go about the day
l picture your sexy way-
Do you think about me?
Constant glancing at the phone
Should I just leave you alone-
Maybe had enough of me?
In the silence of the night
How you use to hold me tight-
Ever, are you missing me?
We've had some time apart
But you've never ever left my heart-
Are you still loving me?
I taste the rain of light you shower
Come the dark of the late night hour
You glow as you flow and grow like mist
And it shows as I bite my clenched fist
I can’t believe my stars - this is a SEE
Blinded by your brilliance - hotter than Venus
You’re branded in my eyes forevermore
I’ll feel your warmth deep in my core
I’ve danced with a star – I’ll never be the same
Baptised in a universal name - I'm gald I came
My morning star – pulsing beauty & humility
My evening star – a beacon of prosperity
In the story of my life – starring you
May we love until we burn through
Be spontaneous as when stars touch
-stuck to each other like glue
Phenomenal as a flaming torch
-when you say I do
What if each of us are the Avatar
of a reason to be.
A type of firmament principality.
Of what is, in expression of personified- inalienality.
A manifestation, of a kiss, bliss, a smile,
pregnancy, fomentation.
A certain romantic look to the sea.
What I feel is, everyone has a reason to be.
That, is a beautiful thing,
in standing, ovation.
Who' s to say what he wanted?
I opened the front door, and less that 20
Feet away, he was already there, just
Starring directly at the door.
Who's to say what he wanted?
We stared at each other for a few seconds
Until I made a sound, whereupon, he ran.
Who's to say what he wanted?
Was he on some kind of mission?
He seemed in a state of inquiry.
That rabbit never said a thing.