Best Squint Poems
The Kid With the SquintHe was the kid with the squint who we heckled all day,
at school, in the class, then again at play.
We would call him Cyclopes, hold up fingers, ‘how many?’
He had a miserable time and his name was Keith Spenny.
I can’t say I am proud, the...
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Categories:
squint, bullying, childhood,
Form:
Rhyme
Would Squint Wherever He Went Horn HaikuWould Squint Wherever He (She) Went
Wherever he (she) went
Fine friend and benevolent
With eyes which would squint.
James Thesarious Hilarious Nefarious Horn
Unless you can think up a better name....
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Categories:
squint, happiness, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Trump's Yellow Went and Had To SquintTrump's Yellow Went and Had To Squint
He wonders where the yellow went,
And both of his eyes had to squint;
Waves golden wand,
So he can respond;
Humor is definately downward bent.
Jim Horn
3 Horn, James United States 5,500
Here is where I am now heading towards
magic come...
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Categories:
squint, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick