How I Spend My Weekend

I get myself up on Saturday at 2:30. That's AM not PM. I get up very early. I set up camp where my friends come to greet me. One cat arrives, then there are five and before you know it there's thirty. They all begin to meow, "Feed Me! Feed Me!," but first I open the door to my animal carrier which can house three cats very comfortably. More times than none I don't even put food inside. They go in willingly out of curiosity, then I lock them inside and go for a ride to my local veterinary. After a routine operation, I return them to their location and then I set them free. In my neighborhood I'm known as The Animal Rescuer. I Capture, Spay and Release and I'll help any animal that I come across who happens to be in desperate need. Oh yes, and by the way I'm also up at 2:30 am to do the same thing again on Sunday.