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Pet Rock Slut

I'm not one who judges, interferes or meddles, but I must spay my pet rock because it won't stop having pebbles. You may find me to be somewhat of a nut but I truly suspect that my pet rock is a ****.

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Date: 10/7/2010 9:35:00 AM
Billy you be da bomb today. Thank you for sharing your humor. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/6/2010 11:07:00 PM
ha ha! Made me smile, thanks!
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Date: 10/6/2010 6:48:00 PM
Nutty kidster, pebbles!!
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Date: 10/6/2010 9:29:00 AM
HILARIOUS. very clever. keep the creative pen flowing .
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Date: 10/6/2010 9:28:00 AM
HILARIOUS. very clever. keep the creative pen flowing .
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Date: 10/6/2010 9:18:00 AM
Very witty but wentertaining write on Pet Rock slut, Sillybilly
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