Best Soggy Poems

the newspaper knocks
dew covered grass soaks my socks
exiting my box...

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Had a dream last night, you could say it was wet
Fell headlong in a pool while playing the clarinet
Kept playing underwater
Received much applausers
Got out, and in my pocket was some soggy cigarettes


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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It was easy to see who had the most eyes
Attached to her chest so abundantly sized
In this contest
She had the best
She quite easily garnered the... booby prize

Note:  please click on soup's "auto punctuate" feature if you feel so moved;-)...

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early Saturday morning
I wake up to
coffee brewing and
cartoons blaring

making my way into the kitchen
I hear Looney Toons
from the living room
and the shower running

I quietly enter the bathroom
smiling and undressing
to surprise you

pulling back the shower curtain
with the Technicolor duckies
I find our son in
full snorkeling gear
desperately trying...

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the rain is tapping the window tap tap taapp
the rain pating the roof pat pat ppaatt
like a gazillion violins violas & cellos
our very own orchestra,for free.




           by,ehlana lingerfelt...

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The upright straight road is clear
That may seems strait long road to the blind mind
The soggy soul wants to stay in the cool shadow
To eat and fart! Having pipe dream to win back!
To have a good time, I see I see me....

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unceasing, unstoppable
a force of nature, this rain
the sun no sooner pops out 
here come the clouds and my hopes are dashed again

wretched, muddy, soggy trails
far too slippery to hike
a day that I regretted
winter’s constant rain is what I most dislike

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An Endecha, in quatrains of 7x:7a:7x:11a,...

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The sun rises on the distant horizon
Sending rays through gray clouds
Tinging them to a somber cobalt
Waiting to shine red and proud

The sound waves vibrate from crickets
As they rub their hind legs
They have double-fold in numbers
Spread like whisky bootleg_

The fog drapes its long tenacles
Across the hill...

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there is no breathing allowed
i am now dead
she is now gone
familiarity is now a pungent puke provider

there are no heartbeats allowed
i am now dead
she is now gone
normalcy is now a free bleeder on some bright carpet

there is no life allowed
i am now dead
she is now...

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His pants were quite dry when he got 'em

His classmates just laughed when they caught him

A wet widening stain

And it sure wasn't rain

Now it's way too easy to spot him

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The seas today were not a short, sharp chop
but were syrupy soggy soft like black treacle, 
clinging to the hull like on a spoon, clutching and sticky.
Warily I sailed on, aware of the tenuous tug
and drag of deception in the compliant welcoming.
I, as an alien...

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When I was fifteen I had a soggy heart
“Paint what it feels like”
So I painted my heart, dripping in sorrow 
The cheap acrylic paint left their printer paper as soggy as the heart I had made
I’m twenty now, and the poeticism has vanished
I don’t feel...

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Don't you just hate soggy bread

It falls apart in your hand

I should just use toast instead

I think you all understand

It stands up to mayo better

The crunch it makes sounds so nice

Until of course it gets wetter

Then you might need another slice...

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newspaper is wet 
front porch scattered with wet leaves 
water marked windows...

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Sometimes back, I used to be...
A role without a model, a student without success,
Where “sounds great” was a phrase I struggled to express.
But sometimes back, I used to be...
A star in my childhood memory,
Chasing dreams without courage, not quite brave, not quite free.

Sometimes back, I...

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