Soggy Tease Shirt Contest

It was easy to see who had the most eyes
Attached to her chest so abundantly sized
In this contest
She had the best
She quite easily garnered the... booby prize

Note:  please click on soup's "auto punctuate" feature if you feel so moved;-)
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Cresswell Avatar
August 20, 2017 at 10:01 AM
Must have been a drippy display. Your humour is clever.
Flats Avatar
August 21, 2017 at 8:14 AM
Thanks! Thanks for reading so many of my sillies. I've been off the grid for quite a few days and need to get caught up on soup world. I'll be over to your house for some quality reading soon!
Ellison Avatar
July 28, 2017 at 4:25 PM
YEE HAW... love boobies! Punctuation is totally unnecessary for poets!!! HAVE A GOOD ONE JOHN JOHN!!!
Flats Avatar
July 29, 2017 at 9:42 AM
Poetic license and bodacious boobies. No wonder you got yer YEE HAW on!
Roper Avatar
July 9, 2017 at 2:03 PM
hahahha...Wonderful imagery and love the theme, John, I didn't know Soup Had and auto punctuate button ~*
Flats Avatar
July 11, 2017 at 8:22 AM
:-) They ought to have one!
Smith Avatar
July 3, 2017 at 11:48 AM
She had a mighty big heart I'm guessing
Flats Avatar
July 4, 2017 at 7:46 AM
Is that what Waylon meant when he sang "She's a big-hearted woman...?" ;-)
Turner Avatar
July 3, 2017 at 9:53 AM
That's ok John. I think I get this one:)GOTD
Flats Avatar
July 4, 2017 at 7:45 AM
Thanks Daniel! I've never gotten GOTD before...I'm gonna frame it
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