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A Big Sneeze

There was a young lady called Mae West Who was famed for the size of her chest She came down with Flu Gave a big sneeze 'Atchoo' And that was the end of her vest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 10/28/2012 5:17:00 PM
Man this one was amazing!! Back for another laffffff! :)
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Date: 3/2/2012 9:33:00 PM
NICK..READING UP ON SOME OLD CONTEST* CONGRATULATIONS~ WITH YOUR AWESOME WIN! ;-)*always..pd
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Date: 2/5/2012 4:37:00 PM
Great limerick, Nick! You have the gift of the gab. Cheers, Maureen
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Date: 1/12/2012 8:56:00 AM
Congrats, Nick!
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Date: 1/10/2012 2:29:00 PM
Congrats on your win. I'm really enjoying these limericks.
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Date: 1/9/2012 10:16:00 PM
Congratulations on your great write. Best regards, Jon
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Date: 1/9/2012 10:15:00 PM
this was one of THE very best and it truly deserved to win BIG(like Mae's chest!!) congratulations.
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Date: 1/9/2012 7:10:00 AM
Nick congrats on your win..David
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Date: 1/9/2012 6:55:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Gwen's "Sneezing Limerick" contest Nick. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/9/2012 6:11:00 AM
haha good one Nick. what a contest / getting lots of laughs here first thing in the am. congrats on a fine win
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Date: 1/8/2012 10:17:00 PM
On her, a chest cold could be fatal. Congrats on a great win Nick
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Date: 1/8/2012 7:47:00 PM
Laughing @ this limerick. Congrats on the win !!
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Date: 1/8/2012 6:47:00 PM
Haha...enjoyed the humour very much Nick.Congrats on your win.
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Date: 1/8/2012 6:22:00 PM
Hi Nick..thanks for writing for my contest. I don't think u have ever entered one of mine b4. I judged the first 2 rounds. Then it was off to the ice cream parlor to read this evening. The other 2 poets and I read them out loud and the laff meter had the final say..I wanted a tie for first but lost hands down. A fabulously creative entry. The ladies were howling!! You already know the MALE judge loved this one! ha ha. Gwendolen
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Date: 1/1/2012 12:56:00 AM
100|100 forgot to rate...my mistake ...happy new yr
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Date: 1/1/2012 12:55:00 AM
Oh my God :) this was hilarious....I cross my fingers...I pray that u win...cheers !!
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Date: 12/30/2011 6:20:00 PM
I always tell my wife that if she catches a chest cold it could kill her. I get smacked for it.
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Date: 12/30/2011 3:43:00 PM
Thank you Nick,very good. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU! love Anne-Lise
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Date: 12/30/2011 1:45:00 PM
AWESOME ending on this one, just as a limerick should deliver!
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Date: 12/30/2011 6:28:00 AM
Ha! Very cute, Nick! Best wishes in the contest!
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