Best Smarter Poems
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Jimmy, God is smarter than you,
it took billions of years
For volcanoes to appear
Then the oceans and the atmosphere,
Jimmy, God is smarter than you,
If oxygen and hydrogen are pure
If the water is pure, and the sky so blue,
It’s because he thought of you,
Jimmy, God is smarter than you,
If the galaxy turns around itself
If the earth revolves around the sun,
If time makes all this work,
Jimmy, God is smarter than you.
Life is like a video, with recordable memories like a music tape
Our minds are very brilliant, that we can re-play things we have seen
Through the valley of poverty, our minds are responsible for every action
Through the Wonders of Miseries, still remains the Responsibility of our Minds
Sometimes we come across choice less situations, yet our minds vigorously seek for resolutions
As Brave as a Hunter, As Curious as a Baby
For such special reasons,
Allow me to state, that our Minds…. Are loaded and equipped like a library necessary for the achievement of any GOAL, THUS, Our Minds are Smarter Amongst the Smartest.
N.H Kandjimi
You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is vital
It's coz so many smarts
Can burst us apart
So the extra smarts are stored in our sidewalls
© Jack Ellison 2015
You fixin' to get CLIPPED (clueless beast!)
Or dismembered for a mutton feast
Make a break from your breeders
Don't follow lyin' leaders!
Or you gonna' get FLEECED (at the least!)
***For Carolyn's Contest
Smarter than a dolphin golfing a par five with two raging rabid bears
Smarter than a blind man walking up seven uneven stairs
Smarter than a clunky monkey who takes your quarter at fairs
Smarter than a genius that keeps his mouth closed because no one cares
Smarter than a species that is not found and still out there
Smarter than Einstein's brain so step into my lair. -TA
Dogs, are man's best friend
who's most endearing quality is
an unbound willingness
to do our bidding
Cats, are like prodigies or savants
who's most endearing quality is
an unbound resistance
to do the same
Doubts flood my mind - smarter than I seem
Reading between the lines of your intentional schemes
Calculating your plots of disreputable deceits
And probing methods of exploiting me
Amiss estimation of my competence
To comprehend and observe your malevolence
Distressed and tentative with your presence
Your bogus interests I never fail to sense.
Why do puppies like to chew up paper
To ingest the news I'm thinking, this caper
Smart ass puppies
Smarter than guppies
They just swim around smiling back at us gapers
You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is vital
It's coz too many smarts
Are bursting us apart
Cause our extra is stored while we're idle
When you talk to me
My ears acts like sieve
My eyes know it all
My face can't stop smirking
Cause even your lies
Can't deceive me this time
I might be innocent back then
Letting me dance on your fingertips
But trust me
I have become way smarter than I was
Why do puppies like to chew up paper
To ingest the news I'm thinking, this caper
Smart ass puppies
Smarter than guppies
They just swim around smiling back at us gapers
THIS IS A TYPE OF POETRY I CAME UP WITH
AND METHINKS IT’S A VIABLE FORM
THIS IS “PHREE’S HYBRID POETRY”
(I sincerely hope you see why)
IT COULD BE SMARTER TO BARTER
The barter system is a fallacy entangled in a lie
And I’ll tell you all exactly why
There ain’t no way to live in this world and not spend a penny
At least I don’t know of any
Hey Mister, listen, I’ll clean the windows in your store
And you give me some food and drink in return
So the dude looks as if I’ve gone completely crazy
He implies that it takes green but I infer he could give it to me for free
If only he’d listen to the likes of me
Hey lady, listen, you look all hot and sweaty anyone can see
So let me mow your grass instead of you
And then you let me sleep in a spare bedroom tonight
First of all she’s too leery
and secondly she doesn’t want me anywhere near her house
Hey old man, you look laden and ready to pass out
So why don’t I carry those groceries for you
And you can give me a bottle of rum or two
You don’t think the old bastard drinks liquor, do you?
And even if he had there ain’t no way he was letting me cross his threshold
Hey Mr. Butcher, you look like you’ve had a hard day so why don’t I sweep up for you
I’ll sweep, I’ll dust, I’ll spit shine the floor if I must
And you can feed me anything I need not cook
For I own no bedroom, no roof, and certainly not a stove
All he fed me was some bologna about having no bologna
And that’s the only meat, if he had any, the butcher would spare
Because like everyone I’ve mentioned, he simply doesn’t care
You can call me crazy, insane and a jerk
But I know the barter system could never work
So if you think by bartering our troubles will ever be solved
Ain’t nobody doing nothing for nobody unless there’s currency involved
© 2011.…Phreepoetree
We all have to work...
I finally work smarter, not harder
A true self-starter
I've mastered the Art of...
#1 Breeeaaathinnnggg, inhaling, exhaling
Inspired by Mr. Smart; so fitting
Straight-shooting, not curtailing.
I've learned to scale my business
by aligning my tribe
Leaving people who want to survive
And attracting those that want to thrive
The Art of Patience
Marketing, Administrative Expertise!
Organizing your business plans, so profits you can see!
I have a passion for business
I have a love for transactions
I eliminated ego & improved my plan of action
Now... I am an Attraction!
I am in demand
My source is so abundant
I love to service & stand...
For the Art of seeing
And doing what we love
The Art of Being...
I love working smarter.
Mogul Gu.
Funny how now looking back upon
the privilege of youth
How and what we once perceived and
thought our youthful selves to be we
actually weren't in reality
Simply based upon whosoever social circle
of popular group we sought to converts
opinion
Which was actually in effect a noose we placed
around our neck and a feckless exercise
in self sabotage
Because back then I believed I was fat
but cannot find a single picture of myself
resembling that because I actually wasn't
Thought I was ugly only later to be told
I was in fact thought of instead as not
at all bad looking
Didn't think I was in anyway cool but
yet hung out with the cool kid's
Wasn't interested in school so assumed
I was dumb
Was thought of as being funny which
I only just recently found out I supposedly
am
So was perennially shy lacked self-confidence
didn't wish to be noticed or stand out
If only I knew what I know now I probably
wouldn't have wasted what should have
been the best times of my life
Because now that I am older I don't
really care much about anything or
place my worth in what other people
think of me
One thing is for sure though something's
never change
Like the fact I am still the same stupid
idiot I was back then and have always been
Only difference being now is I should be
old enough to know better
An old toad stops quietly.
Stares at the house on the hill.
Noticed the new white siding?
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2026