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Sheep Shepherds (We Ain'T Much Smarter)

You fixin' to get CLIPPED (clueless beast!)
Or dismembered for a mutton feast
Make a break from your breeders
Don't follow lyin' leaders!
Or you gonna' get FLEECED (at the least!)

***For Carolyn's Contest

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James Fraser

July 1, 2010 at 11:45 AM

Kool Limerick Tim, had me giggling. Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest >> James

Andrea Dietrich

June 30, 2010 at 8:12 PM

Congratulations, TIM!! Nice one. And yes, I think you understand the sonnet form, so now you can try one!! LUv, Andrea

John Freeman

June 30, 2010 at 8:01 PM

Congratulations Chris on your first place, Agape, Moses

Dr.Ram Mehta

June 30, 2010 at 5:11 PM

Congrats on the first win

Debbie Guzzi

June 30, 2010 at 9:39 AM

LOL oh yeah! #1 are you! And do great minds think similiarly! yeehaaaaaaa Cher!

Daniel Cwiak

June 30, 2010 at 9:18 AM

Great write and a well deserved win! Dan C

Carol Sunshine Brown

June 30, 2010 at 9:12 AM

Congratulations Tim on your win in Carolyn Devenshire's contest "Follower or Leader". What a hoot. Love, Carol

Carrie Richards

June 30, 2010 at 8:39 AM

Hooray for you Tim!!! This was super...you went above and beyond with this clever, funny poem!!! Congratulations on a 1st in Carolyn's contest!!!! (Sorry I haven't been in touch this busy summer...we'll have to share music soon!!) :) Love Carrie

Joyce Johnson

June 30, 2010 at 8:07 AM

Congratlulations on your first place with this perfect limerick. Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire

June 30, 2010 at 7:48 AM

Congratulations on taking first place in the contest, Tim! Your poem had me in stitches. Love, Carolyn

Audrey Haick

June 29, 2010 at 10:01 AM

Oh wow! Great Limberick, Tim! A definite winner here! I'm not that good with Limericks.I tell you, I had a hard time w/mine! LOL RE: Amazing Amazon, no I haven't been there but thanks to Natl. Geographic, which I've enjoyed since my youth, I've been transported there so many times! I'd love to have that experience, personally, though. My SM doesn't work, still! but my e-mail is [email protected] send me yours..Blessings to you and your family, Tim. Peace, love, Audrey