Best Slopped Poems

No matter how some complain and bellow
they are exposed, each a trolling fellow
I'd look them in the eye
for telling one more lie
but I heard they're...

Read more of this work...

Horace the tortoise was ready to dine
He ordered his food, while the waiter poured wine

They bought the first course, (a huge bowl of soup)
But, the...

Read more of this work...

No matter how some complain and bellow
they are exposed, each a trolling fellow
I'd look them in the eye
for telling one more lie
but I heard they're...

Read more of this work...

May tranquility reign and grace your Thanksgiving board this year,
As you thank the Good Lord for all the blessings you hold dear!

I pray that it...

Read more of this work...

From the very moment my Mom taught me how to use a spoon,
From her mouth was uttered that old familiar tune:
"The kids in Asia are...

Read more of this work...

Landslide
Avalanche; executing terrible
approached unexpectedly and
Made everything despair;
Torn out, worn out
Making cry and mourn
Landslide came;
Vulnerability inclined;
Along with the despair
Lost out torn out
Hubbub came, cry came;
Landslide welcomed...

Read more of this work...

I became familiar with intriguing chow in the army mess,
Tho' I savored their chipped beef and gravy I must confess!
But some of their culinary efforts...

Read more of this work...

Don’t go near the river a tree has fallen down
The flow is blocked and it caused a dam if you fall in you could drown
But...

Read more of this work...

Dear Folks: Here I am at beautiful Fort Fumble, Louisiana.
I sure wish I was back on the farm in Bean Blossom, Indiana.
Already I've learned the...

Read more of this work...

IT

See how things droop
It’s cloudy    REALLY socked-in
With just a few drops
Humidity?    
High!
Been that way all day

It always starts from...

Read more of this work...

She sat on the bench eating a pear
My eyes were drawn to her in an eye-popping stare
She was shorter than me so I was in...

Read more of this work...

That little piggy who chose to beg off
going to market, stayed home with a cough.
   He bragged he was a cut above
 ...

Read more of this work...

Abstracts hang:
sterling silver frames,
matted in motif,
celebrating Artist.
An exhibit, ten years old,
collects dust, forcing recollection.
The mortuary – Boyhood Curiosity.
Mother: Naked. Stretched. Stiff. Grey.

Tin baking dishes engulfed...

Read more of this work...

Sailing On A Sleek Sloop

We went sailing on a sleek sloop
Then had to stop for bowl of soup
When hungry both started to be
Boat slopped and...

Read more of this work...

We carried it home in a salty pail;
the bones of a monster.
Freddy said it was an alien;
his dad had seen their ships
shining like sixpences
in the...

Read more of this work...