Clean Your Plate

From the very moment my Mom taught me how to use a spoon,
From her mouth was uttered that old familiar tune:
"The kids in Asia are starving, now Bobby, clean your plate!"
Her admonition was final and left no tolerance for debate!

I tried to foist upon the hapless dog a helping of bony fish.
Even he would gag trying to swallow that vapid dish!
I'd toy with them and try to hide the tasteless peas.
I could barely abide them, even in bites of twos and threes!

Even tho' Mom concealed them with cheese, I had my doubts,
About a malodorous little veggie called Brussels sprouts!
I'd surreptitiously sneak them on to the plate of little brother,
Thereby, avoiding the reproof to clean my plate by my Mother!

There was the delicate matter of dealing with broccoli and beets,
Okra, spinach, turnips, hominy and other such disgusting eats.
In my feckless youth I thought such fare rather untoward,
But soon learned that to survive, you ate what was on the board!

When side-stepping along the chow line in the military service,
They often slopped mysterious stuff on my tray, making me nervous.
When I joined the service, I hoped never again to hear Mom's old cliche,
But, even those mean old sergeants screamed, "Private! Clean your tray!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Tied for No. 1 in PD's "Any Random Poem" Contest - July 2011
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Horne Avatar
July 23, 2011 at 2:47 PM
I haven't been on Soup much in the last couple of days and have a ton of congrats messages to send - and not much time to send them in today! Forgive hasty message -many congrats on your wins : )
Boyle Avatar
July 23, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Love this Bob...If I closed my eys, I'd think it was MY mother speaking! My smart alec brother used to whine "Great...let's wrap it up and send it to them!"! (I take great delight in telling HIS kids this one!!!) lol
Dietrich Avatar
July 23, 2011 at 12:55 PM
wow, you made a good landing on THIS poem for her contest. GREAT humor as always!! Congrats to you!
Ramage Avatar
July 22, 2011 at 8:02 AM
Oh, so funny, my Mom use to say the same old line... great writing, congratulations on your win. Keep them coming, your poems make my day!! Lee
Sweetheart Avatar
July 22, 2011 at 5:49 AM
Congrats Bob on your fantastic first place win with another wonderful write full of insight and knowledge ..thankxx luv for sharing this beauty with us all and now a top billing win...
Brown Avatar
July 22, 2011 at 5:12 AM
Congratulations on the win with your wonderful poetry in P.D.'s contest Bob. Love, Carol
Villanueva Avatar
July 22, 2011 at 5:03 AM
really deserving....CONGRATULATIONS.....*-* junjun (0.0) SMILE ^-^
Zzzzz Avatar
July 22, 2011 at 4:01 AM
Congratulations Bob, on your win! This fine write takes me back to my childhood (I was a poor eater of most veg.), when my mother would reel off the same mantra that yours did! Now, I'll eat almost anything. Strange how we change! Regards, Robert.
Mantle Avatar
July 22, 2011 at 3:38 AM
Congrats on your win. Loved this piece it reminds me of school dinners when i was a kid, and trying to hide the cabbage! Best wishes, have a great weekend Em :)
Williams Avatar
July 22, 2011 at 2:24 AM
hey Bob, great win, sounds like some nasty stuff was dished up, funny thing is that is the second poem i have read that mentions Okra, still don't know what it is here in the UK, congrats anyway, David
Neels Avatar
July 22, 2011 at 1:10 AM
Aah shame Bob, I could not help to smile while reading this one and I especially had a giggle at the end.. Congratulations on your first place win :) *lfde Wilma
Johnson Avatar
July 21, 2011 at 9:37 PM
One thing about getting older, no one can make you eat what you don't like. Great poem. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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