Best Skunks Poems

I wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a ferret! Yes, I sure fancied that.

I found a ferret and bought him a leash,
but he’d slither away from my view.
He...

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Why do we say someone is “drunk as a skunk?”
In truth, has anyone ever seen a skunk drunk?

Written August 9, 2022...

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After I thunk and I thunk and I thunk
      I thought of something good about skunks
    They eat grubs which ruin your yard

    'Course, the skunks dig your lawn up first
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When you're sober and everyone's drunk.
It's like babysitting for a bunch of skunks. 
There's a lot of hijinks and farting.
By the end of the party everyone's bawling and blowing chunks....

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Skunks have religious sanctum in Bombay
Protected from hunting both night and day
Skunk whisper was good
But misunderstood
When in skunk language they said, "Let us spray!"...

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Skunks were sent here to test a couple of our five senses-if we see them we run, if we smell them we run...

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