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Best Skewed Poems


Sleighbells Skewed
Sleighbells ring, he ain’t list’nen
frozen toes, they is glist’nen
Nick has got him a fright
on a damn frigid night
all because of orn’ry reindeer Dan

Gone away are the kind words
Here to stay are profane slurs
Nick ain’t very happy
His night started crappy
all because of orn’ry reindeer Dan

In the...

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Categories: skewed, holiday, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
A Skewed Perspective, Thoughts On Joe Mavericks Spectacles
Facts we look upon,
And the apparent truth we observe,
Depend upon forgone,
Opinion that we reserve,
And is perhaps not what’s deserved.


Sharon Bell...

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Categories: skewed, life, visionary, perspective,
Form: Quintain (English)
A Skewed Equation
I get less than I give
        Old x in your archive
A skewed equation...

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Categories: skewed, allegory, love,
Form: Haiku

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member My Skewed Point of View
Some people say I'm strange,
I guess that could be true.
They just don't understand,
My kaleidoscopic view.

When the world gets them down,
They tap into their pain.
When the sky begins to cry,
I'll just dance in the rain.

All the unhappy couples,
That made a choice to wed.
My contentment's complete,
While alone...

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Categories: skewed, cheer up, cry, fear,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Skewed Skywaze
SKEWED SKYWAZE*

geese formation lost
broad strokes of clouds and blue sky
a gaggle of squawks

Kim Rodrigues © 2016

*waze is a navigation app...

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Categories: skewed, bird, confusion, weather,
Form: Haiku
Skewed Light
... thin sunbeam skewed, bent,

        through glass of clear water went,

        behold, light lambent .....

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Categories: skewed, seasons
Form: Haiku



A Skewed View Renewed
A skewed view renewed:

I didn’t get what I thought I wanted, maybe that’s the lesson I needed to learn.
Failure isn’t a destination, it’s a realization that wisdom lets you earn.

Things are not always as clear cut as they sometimes appear,
Sometimes the greatest victory comes with...

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Categories: skewed, conflict,
Form: Couplet
Ongepatshket Torqued Skewed Reflection
Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection

drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.

When e'er I summon fat chance
to empower me self with courage 
and steal a passing glance
in the mirror then instantaneously 
hairline fractures appear
than 'afore long 
snap, crackle, pop
becomes crystal clear,
whence aluminium glass mirror
(made of a float...

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Categories: skewed, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member SKEWED HUMAN NATURE
Kids screaming with joy,
toy guns fired at each other.
gifts from their parents:-

Teenagers shooting,
taking theirs' and others' lives;
firing parent’s gun:-

AI shooting games,
children joyfully playing;
parents happy:-

Murdering should not
be a gameplay for kids; let’s
check human nature:-
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Categories: skewed, allegory, children,
Form: Senryu
Ongepatshket Torqued Skewed Reflection
When e'er i chance
     to steel a passing glance
     in the mirror hairline fractures appear
than 'afore long
 
     snap, crackle, pop
     becomes crystal clear,
whence aluminium glass mirror
  ...

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Categories: skewed, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Skewed Views
Some say you're arrogant.
You say simply confident.


They say you're hard-headed.
You tell them just opinionated.


To some you're uncommitted.
To you merely open-minded.


Differences in points of view
skewed as viewed by them and you!...

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Categories: skewed, people
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Skewed
tilted over
skewered, impaled,
screwed senseless,
stewed to pulp.
Cheers to the blues, folks
here's to 
tomorrow's 
feud feast 
imbued...

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Categories: skewed, blue, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member TODAY'S SKEWED POLITICAL COMMOM SENSE: A Tanka Trio
Today's weird zeitgeist,
lived streaming every day,
awaits its Emmy:
Historically, scripting
well played powering mongering:-

Musky history,
trumped-up and well-acted out;
penned and recorded:-
Many evils have emmies;
Check recorded history:-

Reading history,
is different from living the tale;
truth never dies out:-
Click on Breaking News and see,
These bold words' reality!






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Categories: skewed, allegory, america, extended metaphor,
Form: Tanka
Perception Skewed By Love
Perception Skewed by Love

By Elton Camp

Poems always praise lovers to the sky
Due to love, I fear the poets went awry
Her hair is beautiful as gleaming silk?
Why do I not spot any girls of that ilk?

Her eyes are clear pools of such delight?
The girls that I...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: skewed, funnybeautiful, women, beautiful, women,
Form: Rhyme
The Great Abyss
Things are all around
I start slipping down and down
World is still spinning...

Falling down the pit.
Every time I get the slip.
No light in sight here.

The great abyss sits
Before me, a gaping hole.
My life flashes now....

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Categories: skewed, allusion, anxiety, imagery, innocence,
Form: Haiku

Book: Reflection on the Important Things