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Sleighbells ring, he ain’t list’nen frozen toes, they is glist’nen Nick has got him a fright on a damn frigid night all because of orn’ry reindeer Dan Gone away are the kind words Here to stay are profane slurs Nick ain’t very happy His night started crappy all because of orn’ry reindeer Dan In the meadow Danny spied a fairy Danny Boy done swung the sleigh around Santa Claus so fat with face so hairy got planted on his ass upon the ground Reindeer Dan sure gets distracted Santa Clause sure is impacted by the plight of his sleigh he’s filled with dismay all because of orn’ry reindeer Dan Later on he’ll conspire as he recalls what transpired He’ll post a want ad for a someone less bad to take the place of orn’ry reindeer Dan But Danny boy is still a singing even though his ears are ringing from the words which he heard he’s the scourge of the herd the A D H D, orn’ry reindeer Dan

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Date: 9/11/2017 10:56:00 AM
ROTFLMCAO!!!!!!!!!!! NUFF SAID.
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Date: 11/27/2016 8:52:00 PM
Lol, well at least it wasn't Rudolph's fault again! Fun and funny John!:)
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Date: 11/28/2016 9:19:00 AM
Thanks ch. Yeah, I thought Rudy needed a break. btw, have you read Catie Lindsey's "radioactive rudolph?" cheerios and oatmeal!! (no kidding, that's what I eat for breakfast) ~ j
Date: 11/26/2016 6:38:00 PM
lol, humor is one of your strong suits, john... well done!..huggs
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Date: 11/27/2016 9:43:00 AM
Thanks nette! glad you gotta smiler
Date: 11/26/2016 11:37:00 AM
lol...Dandy Dan was hopefully canned
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Date: 11/27/2016 9:43:00 AM
as in reindeer stew? :-) you are deelightfully silly amigo!
Date: 11/26/2016 11:30:00 AM
So much fun! Much needed! Thanks!
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Date: 11/27/2016 9:42:00 AM
you are welcome. giggles seem to be scarce these days;-)
Date: 11/26/2016 10:28:00 AM
Love it! You had me laughing!!
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Date: 11/27/2016 9:41:00 AM
I am sooo pleased!
Date: 11/26/2016 10:23:00 AM
Lol! John, these string of limericks are so funny. The imagery and the dialog was top notch. You penned a hilarious scene in this piece:-) Alexis
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Date: 11/27/2016 9:41:00 AM
I hadn't realized the song, "Winter Wonderland," is basically a group of lim'riks so it was easy for my silly brain to twist it around. Glad you got some chucklers. Huggerdoodles ~ j