Sleighbells Skewed

Sleighbells ring, he ain’t list’nen frozen toes, they is glist’nen Nick has got him a fright on a damn frigid night all because of orn’ry reindeer Dan Gone away are the kind words Here to stay are profane slurs Nick ain’t very happy His night started crappy all because of orn’ry reindeer Dan In the meadow Danny spied a fairy Danny Boy done swung the sleigh around Santa Claus so fat with face so hairy got planted on his ass upon the ground Reindeer Dan sure gets distracted Santa Clause sure is impacted by the plight of his sleigh he’s filled with dismay all because of orn’ry reindeer Dan Later on he’ll conspire as he recalls what transpired He’ll post a want ad for a someone less bad to take the place of orn’ry reindeer Dan But Danny boy is still a singing even though his ears are ringing from the words which he heard he’s the scourge of the herd the A D H D, orn’ry reindeer Dan