Best Sillies Poems

Put your hands up those who want more sillies

Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty

Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle

Be assured,...

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Enough of this silliness, this one's more serious

What am I saying, I'm becoming delirious

Best see a doctor, got a strange kind of malady

Hope it's not...

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Why does our nose smell and our feet run?

Methinks the answer could be kinky

If Mother Nature chose the other way round

It sure would be messy...

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Light travels faster than sound... that's why

Some appear bright till they speak

I'm sure we've all met some people like this

They're not all totally unique

The main...

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maudlin

maudlin Monday's mostly mud
halts the weekend with woeful thud
laughs and sillies
get the willies
on maudlin Monday, what a dud

tintinnabulous

tintinnabulous Tuesday
is the second paying-dues day
we head uphill
but...

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*if ya wanna add some sillies, hop on the wagon!


After the feast, Tommy was gone
Hen said, "Don't worry, won't be for long."
"He'll reincarnate,
Just sit and...

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In Iceland there’s a Willy museum
It’s not huge like an old Colosseum
Filled with all types of willies
It would give me the sillies
But people pay lots...

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   One bright sunny day, Mrs. Puddles Wuggles took her eight kittens for a walk in

the garden and beyond.  The kittens were...

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The sillies are popping up thick and fast
Hard to keep up, my archives are vast
My eyes are crossed
From my bum there's exhaust
Really kinda worried bout...

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Well, it's back to the sillies I go
This serious stuff is hurting my brain
If you notice I'm being serious again
Admonish me, must be totally insane

Must...

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Screw the rules is the motto I live by
Too old to toe the line
So sue me and then just try to collect
Won't be alive to...

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There's a mighty fine fellow named Jack
Who with the ladies has a real knack
Has a case of the sillies
Sometimes gives you the willies
Watch your girl...

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Where yet forbear spider hides, fairy chides

Shall dare taunt and tiptoe on spider's web

Silvery string hang and swing amides guides

Slack-lining steps along until the ebb


From...

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Billy In A Piccadilly


You really think I'm not silly
just remember don't call old Billy
he may be wearing frilly
he might be visiting Tilly
he may be in...

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This community of poets is very diverse
From love poems, to dark poems, to poems about hurt
But through it all
This jester does scrawl
Some sillies, some crazies,...

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