Best Sillies Poems

Why does our nose smell and our feet run?

Methinks the answer could be kinky

If Mother Nature chose the other way round

It sure would be messy and stinky

Here's something you should never ever do

Don't make fun of a paleontologist

Bet you're wondering why, you bright people

Coz surely...

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Put your hands up those who want more sillies

Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty

Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle

Be assured, more's coming up shortly

First one, how does one make holy water?

That's easy, you boil the hell out of it

That's really...

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Enough of this silliness, this one's more serious

What am I saying, I'm becoming delirious

Best see a doctor, got a strange kind of malady

Hope it's not going to affect my mortality

Now let's not be silly, it's just a wee glitch

Be back with the sillies, though I'm...

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Light travels faster than sound... that's why

Some appear bright till they speak

I'm sure we've all met some people like this

They're not all totally unique

The main reason Santa is always so jolly

He knows where the bad girls reside

Never really thought Santa could be naughty

Sure like to...

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says
“Gimme a beer and a mop”
Show me where Joseph Stalin is buried
And I'll show you a communist plot

My masseuse rubbed me the wrong way again
Fired her though she had good skills
A duck in a bar orders a couple...

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Enough is enough of this seriousness
Back to the sillies where I belong
Here's something to ponder, my friends
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long

I don't usually have to think twice
Before giving it a second thought
You're schizophrenic? That makes four of us
Skydiving is good to the last...

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So here I go, back to the sillies
Jumping in with both my footsies
Clear the decks, full steam ahead
Hope I don't hurt my tootsies!

The world's my oyster as they say
I don't like that incantation
Think I'll use another term
Like the world is my crustacean!

I'm just as happy...

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Our town of Newmarket is alive with kooks
Evidence is the number of sillies and spooks
Unusual to be sure
In our brochure
An image of Goofy in a warm wooly tuque...

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Put your hands up those who want more sillies
Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty
Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle
Be assured, more's coming up shortly

First one, how does one make holy water?
That's easy, you boil the hell out of it
That's really...

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Lovely plummage....
This parrot is dead!!!
What's up inside my head?
I think my brain has bled,
Or of simple sense, not fed

How can I defend myself...
If my brain is on a shelf,
Unused, untasked, unread,
That brain is little more than dead,

So you prevail yet once more, again
From your lofty...

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Enough is enough of this serious stuff
The sillies are where I belong
Here's something to ponder, my friends
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long

I don't usually have to think twice
Before giving it a second thought
You're schizophrenic? That makes four of us
Skydiving is good to the last...

Continue reading...

Enough is enough of this seriousness
Back to the sillies where I belong
Here's something to ponder, my friends
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long

I don't usually have to think twice
Before giving it a second thought
You're schizophrenic? That makes four of us
Skydiving is good to the last...

Continue reading...

Put your hands up those who want more sillies
Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty
Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle
Be assured, more's coming up shortly

First one, how does one make holy water?
That's easy, you boil the hell out of it
That's really...

Continue reading...

Enough of this silliness, this one's more serious
What am I saying, I'm becoming delirious
Best see a doctor, got a strange kind of malady
Hope it's not going to affect my mortality
Now let's not be silly, it's just a wee glitch
Be back with the sillies, though I'm...

Continue reading...