Best Sally Poems
Sally, with her warm pink tongue of love
Save from excruciating pain by God above
Expressed doggie love the only way she could
Her fireman savior received her love as he should
God’s love pours out even in Sally’s most unique way
She refused not God’s request to return love that day
Most assuredly her gratitude was expressed to say,
“Thank you master fireman for your compassionate way!"
Sally’s most unusual love by action goes on to say…
“Fireman a special breed, thanks for saving my seed...
Should a man best friend be left alone in a pen
For days on end without food, water or friend
Domesticated, their wild nature having been abated
Mistreated and abused, creatures of love refused?"
Should not all humanity learn to give love as she
Pets give out service of God’s love to you and me
They present their flesh, altho their heads are bashed
Pets provide pleasure, are abused beyond measure!
Sally sums it all up, offering of her tongue a sup,
“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”
Sally’s isn’t a pet by choice, she hasn’t any voice
Her Message made possible in a tongue from above!
From Sally and family love!
For Contest: Doggy Gratitude
This Poem is Dedicated to and in honor of
our beloved J.J. Especially for her first contest!
"Enjoy Sweet Lady!"
Categories:
sally, motherlove,
Form:
Rhyme
Nightmare Before Christmas - Jack & Sally
Darling; did I tell you?
That you make my splintering bones feel
As if they had sensitive shocked nerves still.
In the frightening night
Your stitches have the appearance
Of rusting wires impaling coarse ice skin.
If we wander
Through the lively graveyard
The night still doesn’t illuminate
The death of anyone as elegantly
As it does you.
Your hollow eyes
Make my leather skin believe
I have live insects shivering underneath.
Let me tell you
That your rattling rib cage
Holds my deceased heart; beating again.
Could we find
A place in this nightmarish town
That doesn’t heighten the dead love
That you infect my rotting mind with?
Can you believe?
Years from now
Our legendary love
Shall be written amongst the earth.
For we are living dead proof
That;
Love doesn’t end with life
Categories:
sally, death, love
Form:
Free verse
Aunt Sally Is 80
Well, my family calls me Aunt Sally;
I never was a missus.
I travelled with a disabled colonel,
As a nurse, until
My sister and I went blind,
Had measles when we were just girls;
She had a family, you know,
But I had to make do myself in the world.
So I went to a State blind school,
Learned braille and other helpful things;
And I travelled with bus and travel bureau,
Scaring all my family it seems.
I was so stately with a bun at my neck,
No one would dare bother me,
Finally, I settled in an Eastern Star Home.
And here I am feeling free.
By the way, I can’t talk very long;
I’ve got to help Mrs. Nimel hang curtains;
The ladder is made for tall windows,
But her arthritis is hurtin’.
Then I’ll read children’s stories,
To the little visitors come to cheer us up;
With braille and the radio and records;
My life is too busy – full my cup.
My fingertips are my eyes, you see,
I can even tell the colors of fabrics,
Giving up was never for me;
I’ll be useful as long as it takes it.
I’ve rubbed the silverware shining,
And walked Mrs. Tease down the hall.
If it weren’t for my arm-holding leading,
I guess she could have a fall.
So thank you for coming to my party;
And all your love through the years;
Learn something from me I ask you,
And cry for me no tears.
Categories:
sally, age, birthday, courage,
Form:
Personification
Saucy Sally, sits solemnly on said sidewalk,
Stifling sniffles, sees sympathetic staring,
Some snidely shuffling slowly sideways, so
She surreptitiously swallows her sadness.
Studly Sam, strolling six shaggy sheepdogs,
Soon seizes on saucy Sally’s situation, and
Saunters steadily, still standing; swiftly,
Suggests she stifle her sniveling sadness.
Suddenly, she’s sharing six shaggy sheepdogs,
Silently, Sam says, sweet saucy Sally stay.
Written August 18, 2022
FIRST PLACE WINNER
Submitted to "Alliteration - Old or New" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
August 30, 2022
Categories:
sally, fantasy, fate, fun, humorous,
Form:
Alliteration
Let me tell you about sleazy Sally.
She wants to be everyone's Pally.
Just deposit thirty dollars in her slot.
And Sally will give you everything she's got.
Sally says, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Do it fast or do it slow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hello Joe, let me give you a blow.
I want to marry Sleazy Sally
Cause I love her so
Sleazy Sally, She's all right.
I tried her just the other night.
Sleazy Sally, she can put up a fight.
And after years of working, she's still tight.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Marry me Sally. I love you so.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm begging. I'm pleading. Please don't go.
I want to marry Sleazy Sally.
Cause I love her so.
Me and Sally married just the other night
But, she still works on the side, she's got her pride.
She enjoy's her job, with her John's and her Bob's,
but she's mine for free through eternity.
Dilly dally in the alley with Sally
Dilly dally in the alley with Sally
Dilly dally in the alley with Sally
Sally
Sally
Sally
Categories:
sally, passion, me, love, me,
Form:
Burlesque
Silly Sally
Silly Sally sat silently sifting sugar
For Billy the baker to bake better buttered buns.
But silly Sally smiled so seductively,
Billy burnt the better butter buns he'd baked.
Barry Stebbings
13/09/16
Categories:
sally, humorous,
Form:
Alliteration
In her skirt, she swang high in the air.
Said her boyfriend: “I see underwear!”
Sally just shook her head
and then laughingly said:
"But I’ve got nothing on me down there!"
Written June 21, 2014
For the Bawdy Limericks II Poetry Contest of Roy Jerden
Categories:
sally, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Thank You Sally
For almost 30 years I’ve been trying to loose this weight,
So obviously, I have been putting all the wrong food on to my plate.
I have tried almost every diet that has ever been invented,
Slimming book after slimming book I have read,
Atkins, Low carbohydrates, High Proteins to name but a few,
Even the F Plan that keeps you on the loo,
The High protein almost drove me to drink,
The Atkins is supposed to make your breath stink,
The Body Clock was extremely hard to do,
Having to eat more than half of your food before two,
Then I reached the point where I didn’t really care,
Food was turning into a complete nightmare,
I was just getting bigger and bigger,
There was nothing left of my figure,
I looked more like Mr Blobby,
Eating my lettuce leaves that had all gone soggy,
Then I joined Weight Watchers for the first time in my life,
To see if they could sort out all this strife,
There I met a lady who filled me with inspiration Sally was her name,
Helping us all to loose weight was her aim,
Sally was there through the good and the bad,
Although some weeks I felt extremely sad,
When I had gained a pound or two,
Stuffing my face with chocolate because of a blew,
On December the 17th 2010 when we broke up for Christmas,
I made my resolution, to come back after the break weighing less,
I bet my husband £3.00 that I would,
I was going to do this, if I could,
So I came back, after Christmas and new Year,
Two and a half lbs lighter, Santa brought me some new gear,
Now only a few more lbs to go,
Then my whole new shape will be on show,
So thank you Sally for all the help you gave me,
Tonight I reached Goal, now I am the weight I want to be.
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Categories:
sally, dedication, devotion, happiness, hope,
Form:
Rhyme
Thank You Sally
For almost 30 years I’ve been trying to loose this weight,
So obviously, I have been putting all the wrong food on to my plate.
I have tried almost every diet that has ever been invented,
Slimming book after slimming book I have read,
Atkins, Low carbohydrates, High Proteins to name but a few,
Even the F Plan that keeps you on the loo,
The High protein almost drove me to drink,
The Atkins is supposed to make your breath stink,
The Body Clock was extremely hard to do,
Having to eat more than half of your food before two,
Then I reached the point where I didn’t really care,
Food was turning into a complete nightmare,
I was just getting bigger and bigger,
There was nothing left of my figure,
I looked more like Mr Blobby,
Eating my lettuce leaves that had all gone soggy,
Then I joined Weight Watchers for the first time in my life,
To see if they could sort out all this strife,
There I met a lady who filled me with inspiration Sally was her name,
Helping us all to loose weight was her aim,
Sally was there through the good and the bad,
Although some weeks I felt extremely sad,
When I had gained a pound or two,
Stuffing my face with chocolate because of a blew,
On December the 17th 2010 when we broke up for Christmas,
I made my resolution, to come back after the break weighing less,
I bet my husband £3.00 that I would,
I was going to do this, if I could,
So I came back, after Christmas and new Year,
Two and a half lbs lighter, Santa brought me some new gear,
Now only a few more lbs to go,
Then my whole new shape will be on show,
So thank you Sally for all the help you gave me,
Tonight I reached Goal, now I am the weight I want to be.
v
Categories:
sally, dedication, devotion, happiness, hope,
Form:
Rhyme
Silly sister Sally Sue
Said she saw a smiley seal
Said it stole her sugary sap
Said I to she sarcastically
Certainly; sure a seal stole your sugary sap
Silly sister Sally Sue
Said she to me sardonically
It did it did
Didn't it Dean?
Diggy Dean of the Deep Deadlands
Did disagree with me too
Greatly grinning to Sally Sue
Stomping, shouting, sputtering spray
I sold my sister to Simeon Sack on street sixty-seven
Who needed a nasty nonexistent no named nafty nutter
To serve him soup, soda and shrimp
No such thing as a smiley seal
Stealing Sally Sue's sugary sap
Until Truthful Trina Tuggletooth told Tommy Teek it t'was
Categories:
sally, silly, sister,
Form:
Alliteration
Many tennis teams, come to our valley
It is rumored they "volley" with Sally
All those balls in one court
She will have to resort
To a scorekeeper's card to keep tally !!
____________________________
For Roy's Contest: Bawdy No. II 6/16/14
Categories:
sally, funny, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Sometimes you like people better as you grow older. . .
Growing up, I considered my aunt, Sally, a gossip and a person consumed with envy. She liked to make fun of people, as she did with me over my crying and screaming after taking my beloved hobby-horse for my cousin, Mary.
Years later she befriended my mother after the death of my father.. They became inseparable. . .
a dragonfly
still circling my aunt's farm pond
alighting on mother's hand
Published September, 2015 Cattails
Categories:
sally, age, appreciation, death, hope,
Form:
Haibun
When Thomas went down on Sally
did he curse the weakness
of his white flesh or did he see
her dark thighs as his due?
Did he forget all his philosophy,
or try to use it to justify his lust,
or did he love,
without reserve?
When Sally went down on Thomas,
did she curse her weakness
for white privilege or did she see
her dark thighs as a trap?
Did she forget all her loyalties,
or try to use them to justify her lust,
or did she love,
without reserve?
Categories:
sally, allegory, imagination, introspection, love,
Form:
Free verse
You'd have to yield
To Sally Field:
She'd stare in your eyes
And as a surprise
Give you power to wield!
Categories:
sally, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Don’t go near the smoke house,
For Soap Sally lives in there,
She will sneak up from behind you,
And grab you without a care.
Then tie you up,
String you from the rafters,
Then slowly stir her lye,
Waiting for just the right time,
She loves to hear you cry.
Hotter and hotter her soap does get,
Boiling to just the right point,
To make the best soap yet,
Head first she will anoint.
Then stir you up and boil your innards,
Don’t think this is a joke,
Search around to find your gizzards,
Your spirit she wants to evoke.
Bring back your spirit,
Cause now you are gone,
She just, will not quit,
Your life has been foregone.
So when you are walking near the smoke house,
Be leery of what goes on,
Tip toe around,
Be quiet as a mouse,
Maybe, you’ll make it back home.
Categories:
sally, adventure, fantasy, funny, holiday,
Form:
Rhyme