Best Salaries Poems

Nobody from my hey-day
  good enough to play
    in today's NBA
That's what they all say

I say that's because now it's 'all work'
  a 'day-at-the-office' mentality, like a clerk
    but with multi-millionaire salaries and perks
based on individual stats,...

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Mark's salaries could build him no house,
Just gave him computer with a mouse,
After a half year's savings with grouse
For a machine that would new jobs browse...

Mark's pays fed him and Big Mouse in house:
Carelessly gaped pots for Prompt Big Mouse;
If Mark stopped gaping them ate...

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Salaries of ball players have gone awry
In the realm of sanity my question is why
A million ain't enough
Life can be tough 
Feeding the kids and other nonsense that applies...

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The supreme leader of Red China wants his state workers to get by with a 30% reduction in their salaries! Some of their hard earned money will line the pocket books of himself and his mistresses and his family! But the Red Chinese people have...

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