Best Ruffians Poems
Dude, Where's My AutomobileNot advertising that flippant flick. I just want to know
where my blooming flivver is. It ruffles my feathers no
end to find out, when exiting the embassy,
that my buggy's whereabouts are a mystery.
I must meet Sherry 'cause her right toe
wants a sweet kiss. Did the camel...
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Categories:
ruffians, animal, bird, car, fish,
Form:
Burlesque
A Somewhere Paris CafeA haze…
Languorous oft in summer days
Where sundrops drip
From melting skies
Onto city grind
And parasols shade the cobbled grays
Across back alley lanes
Trains and trolleys tip toe by
As a fool in love forever waits
Among a noon bistro Paris crowd
For...
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Categories:
ruffians, relationship, romantic, summer, love,
Form:
Romanticism
Youtube Deep Sleep Meditation Musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njHvGxZgTPk
Relaxing Music for Deep Sleep. Delta Waves.
Calm Background for Sleeping, Meditation, and Yoga.
Amidst human tempest
malevolent fiery brew
whereby renegades who
kickstarted effective coup
I laid down with
eyes wide shut yours truly drew
listening to above
world wide web hyperlink
silently lambasting rambunctious
hoodlums ewe
could literally feel
maniacal malefactors rage that flew
wrenching loose...
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Categories:
ruffians, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Soul Stance River - 11Suddenly, two Indian boys throw themselves into the water like meteors
swiming towards camp chatty as prarie dogs,
they hail from a Teton encampment of 74 lodges a few miles up river
most of the men are feeling uneasy because of the casual way the Teton
have broached invitation,...
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Categories:
ruffians, adventure,
Form:
Epic
The Depths
"The Depths"
From the depths
silence.
Where
are the voices
of other
women?
In that other place,
the monsters violate,
they take and take
bloody all, what they want
the dreams of women
are torched, murdered,
next to them,
the sweet dreams of lives
gone with their children -
those lives and dreams
the monsters...
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Categories:
ruffians, children, humanity, women,
Form:
Narrative
Ronald Rumprepugnant racist republican reviled - rickettsia re:itch ruler.
rapaciously ravaged revered reverential rubric.
radical ruthless renegade rapidly riotously rips rigged ramparts.
refrains retaining remnant redolent regal, resplendent rafters.
riches rudely rupture rooted rectified rights.
ruckus ricochets revenant reign.
ratified rattlebrained rules roil reductionism.
rumbustious rapscallions rollick; render ruinous...
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Categories:
ruffians, allusion, analogy, confusion, crazy,
Form:
Alliteration
Sabbath Day In Alder's Gulch, Montana!Glitterin' gold wuz struck along Alder's Gulch in eighteen sixty-three!
Potential prospectors came frum as fer away as Knoxville, Tenn-o-see!
Hordes uv soiled doves and gamblers migrated to the Gulch as well,
Along with platoons uv ruffians and barkeeps, their potent booze to sell!
Fellers labored hard all week...
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Categories:
ruffians, cowboy-western, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Born With Stone-Chips In My Ancient Viking BloodBorn With Stone-Chips In My Ancient Viking Blood
I stand against the world and its most evil wrongs
Born with stone-chips in my ancient Viking blood
My greatest heroes immortalized in great songs
As they eliminated those of barbaric crude
All had magical shields and a flaming hot sword
Words given...
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Categories:
ruffians, conflict, courage, family, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
The Legend of Parson Uzzell's PantsBat Masterson was hired as a gamblin' boss at the Denver Saloon in 1891,
In a town high in the Rockies, Creede by name; he took no guff from anyone!
The rowdy saloon, restaurant and gamblin' hall ran twenty-four hours a day;
Bat patrolled the place with a...
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Categories:
ruffians, humorous, western,
Form:
Rhyme
Racial MomentA Racial Moment
He was the family´s black sheep, which was awkward since his father was
the president of a racist party. No black people here the grim father said;
they come here with machetes and try to kill us, we have to protect our...
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Categories:
ruffians, betrayal, bible, conflict,
Form:
Burlesque
Did They Have a Bad ChildhoodRuffians badger and bother the rest of the world, without care.
I see them coming with their mean attitude and try not to stare.
I wonder who has hurt them so badly, that they want to hurt others.
Did they have a horrible childhood?
Can we blame it all...
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Categories:
ruffians, anti bullying, bullying,
Form:
Free verse
Barbarians
Barbarians trampled through the empire.
They came in waves from wherever was home.
Boors killed Romans and set buildings afire.
Cities were laid to waste when tribes would roam.
These ruffians lit Rome’s funeral pyre.
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Categories:
ruffians, history, people, war,
Form:
Quintain (Sicilian)
Anticipatory Anxiety Fosters Catastrophizationanticipatory anxiety fosters catastrophization...,
especially bombardment of online scare tactics
courtesy fiendish insidious loathsome sinister oafs
rubbing their hands at aggrieved party;
punch drunk cyber thieves ecstatic
acquiring by hook and/or crook
sought after precious, priceless, and proverbial data
after loosed ransomware forces capitulation.
yours truly naïveté found him aghast
when some fly by...
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Categories:
ruffians, 12th grade, anger, computer,
Form:
Rhyme
Burying AfricaOf desert sands
And arid lands
Of highest mountains
Proudly stands
Of open plains
Of fertile soil
Where no man has touched
His hand to spoil
Of forests vast
And verdant gloss
Of river snakes
And silver dross
Africa stands huge and humble
In poverty it seems to drunkenly stumble
Of violence powerfully fed
Its bloody rivers washes red
Washing away...
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Categories:
ruffians, africa, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
New NeighborsA few days ago new neighbors moved to the house across the street.
Mind you, I'm not a very nosy guy and am generally quite discreet,
But like my dear old cat, I possess a certain amount of curiosity,
So I pulled the curtain aside to see what...
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Categories:
ruffians, funny, me,
Form:
Rhyme