Best Romney Poems

Willard Mitt Romney
born into wealth and money
Can't conceive of life as the Beaver
and pushes  temps as high as trench fever


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Obama and Romney

Barrack Obama
Tracked down terror mastermind Osama
And then trounced Mitt Romney
A mere Presidential nominee.

Poor Romney had lots of money
At times funny with promises like honey
But popular trend he couldn’t buck
It did really suck.

29/ Nov/12
S.Jagathsimhan Nair
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Comin' in, his names Mitt Romney Candidate Presidential 
Make a little wish and throw your savings in the well
Say's he's gonna drag the US back but drag it back to what
Back from the Economic brink or back towards the missing link

Girls get in line for...

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The President Invites Romney to Lunch

By Elton Camp

His rival to the White House he’s invited
It’s unlikely either one is really excited

There is a whole lot of public doubt 
As to what the two men will talk about

But most observers have a hunch
It’ll be quite an...

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I voted for Barack Obama four years ago.
If you're wondering if I'm going to vote for him again, the answer is no.
Two weeks from now I'm going to vote for Mitt Romney.
After watching the debates, he's the candidate for me.

If Romney wins, he'll be a...

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Romney Loses to the President

By Elton Camp

Six years to be president he waited
The outcome he understandably hated

He said whatever people wanted to hear
And sought every chance to bend their ear

“That skunk who’s in there now is no good
So to elect me as president is what...

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watching the politician’s dick get
bigger as he
proclaims that
he’s got more money than 
mr. hope & change,
WOW---who would have thought
that a business tycoon who came to
our eyes,
based on the fact that he had a lot of money,
now,
STILL has a lot of money,
in fact, he says he...

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if when mitty looked out into the crowd &
told us all sitting at home
that “he likes being able to fire people,”
you smiled or
clapped,
or clapped & smiled,
then you have probably never been fired from a job---
you have certainly never been “let go,”
or as they say in...

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