Romney Loses To the President

Romney Loses to the President By Elton Camp Six years to be president he waited The outcome he understandably hated He said whatever people wanted to hear And sought every chance to bend their ear “That skunk who’s in there now is no good So to elect me as president is what you should” “It’s true that I am a fellow who’s filthy rich But I still have concern for those in the ditch” “Yes, it’s a low rate of income tax I pay But it’s legal and ought to stay that way” “No, you can’t see my income tax return To see what I give and how much I earn” “Okay, in foreign banks I keep my dough, But that’s nobody else’s business, though “While that yellow Big Bird I like okay, He’s a needless expense that must go away” “You’ll wish you didn’t re-elect that slob When he can’t help you to get a job” Romney may not be as ungracious as this But he’s bound to be miffed at his miss