The President Invites Romney To Lunch At the White House

The President Invites Romney to Lunch By Elton Camp His rival to the White House he’s invited It’s unlikely either one is really excited There is a whole lot of public doubt As to what the two men will talk about But most observers have a hunch It’ll be quite an awkward lunch “Hello, Mitt, welcome to the White House I’m sorry I had to call you a lying louse” “Likewise, Mr. President I had to say That the economy you would betray” “Before we eat, let me give you a tour For you’ll never live here for sure” “I did try to make you unemployed Out of a job that you really enjoyed” “I know you don’t want coffee or tea, So water & serving of crow it will be”