Best Robber Poems

A Mind Robber


Out of my mind had made a spectacle
Because about everything I was skeptical
And when upside down had been landing
Commanding lead were not understanding.

What was wrong with my awful approach
When on all others it always did encroach
And is reason many are now hysterical
After finding...

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Michael Brown's mother and family have my condolences, but the media CNN 
etc. have painted him to be this innocent 18 year old that did nothing wrong, 10 
minutes before he was stopped and questioned by Officer Wilson he performed a 
strong arm robbery of...

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Saw it online-
Chicago headline, it read...
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"FBI says bank robber called the cops to give confession and rolling location."
Apparently a 25 year old disabled man decided to hold up a teller and flee with $850...

Now for the kicker: The crime was committed in a bank inside...

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Michael Brown's mother and family have my condolences, but the media CNN 
etc. have painted him to be this innocent 18 year old that did nothing wrong, 10 
minutes before he was stopped and questioned by Officer Wilson he performed a 
strong arm robbery of...

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He went to rob a bank,
With knickers on his head.
The clerk was rather frank:
 ‘I hope they’re clean,’ she said.



Based on a true story - I don't think he was ever caught....

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They only come out late at night
Vampires with shovels,
sucking dry the remains of skeletons
It's a morbid occupation
that demands amoral nerves of steel
And a taste for the ghoulish,
an appetite for dining on casket top meals
Windy whispers in the dark
doesn't faze them at all
Critters scurrying about
is just...

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A bank robber named Billy O'Dell
Ran from the crime scene but he fell
Down a gigantic manhole
Dropped everything he stole
And now sits with a sore head in a cell....

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When I rob banks, the tellers panic with fright.
But I'm not a mean thief, I'm always polite.
When I demand money from the tellers, I always say please.
So far I'm a crook that the Police haven't been able to seize.
One bank teller was a man who...

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When I
   was just 
    starting my
      adult life, first
        job after college
         with responsibility.
     ...

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Cast away negative tots
They re ntn bt disturbing dots
I'm of great fret
Of what d pregnant u could deliver
I hold hatred for regret
A reason why i'm a believer
I believe u to b a thief
Ma sleeping hrt u stole
U re indeed a perfect gunner
Woke in ur hands...

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The man of which I speak.
Is heartless, shallow yet meek,
Sly and has much wit.

The story begins at the birth.
He was a baby with no considered worth.
They told him quit talking, just sit.

Growing up, it just got worse.
His first crime was a stolen purse.
His parents never...

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The Bible promises the believer
a life filled with God's joy
produced by the holy spirit within
from this joy, we are the receiver

But many things stop this coming
the evil one wants to take it away
making us miserable, out to destroy
for He knows it's energy to fill our...

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It’s time for hilarious verse, she said
My red pen I put to paper that led
Me to compose a haiku
Send it to poetry soup
Next day an N/A robbed me of my red
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28/01/2017...

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A Bank Robber in Tehran
Had quite an interesting plan
So he went to a Wizard for magic
And paid him $500 a bit tragic

To make him invisible to all
Being a Bank Robber was his call
But he was rather surprised
When people saw him with their eyes

As he tried...

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Oh, black man of the night
Robber of every soul
destroyer of the strongest heart 
Melter of the most beautiful eyes

Why do you make us wail in hate?
Why become our unpredictable fate
Why take away our voice
Why make us feel like we don’t have a choice 

Without you,...

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