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Police Report

She told the police, Please help me My husband is missing you see First he was there, then he was gone And I don't know where he could be The police seemed concerned and said, Describe this man that's not around If we don't have a description We fear he may never be found He has a patch over one eye The one that he lost in the war He wears a small hat on his head That doesn't have hair anymore He lost a finger sawing wood And a toe when mowing the lawn I guess he was mostly missing before he was even gone!

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Date: 4/21/2018 8:04:00 PM
This is so funny. It's fun, and funny, and amusing, and man, is it FUNNY!
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PAT Adams
Date: 4/22/2018 7:15:00 AM
Thank you Caren. You'll have me blushin' fore long!!!
Date: 12/7/2017 9:27:00 AM
I agree totally w/Darren ... this is rich humor, PAT. Still laughing as I'm typing. Great debut poem w/top-notch humor chops. This poem will start one's day w/a guaranteed smile. Super funny poetry. A fave for sure. A belated welcome to PSoup. Your poetic flavor will be much savored I suspect. Love and more love to you and yours.
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PAT Adams
Date: 12/7/2017 4:48:00 PM
Thank you sir. I do most certainly appreciate that!!.......pat
Date: 3/21/2017 3:48:00 PM
This is completely hilarious :D and the rhyme is impeccable. I thoroughly enjoyed your first poem on PoetrySoup. Welcome :)
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Date: 4/6/2017 3:40:00 PM
Thank you very much Darren. Not much is easy for me. A good example is, I just found the reply button! (Sorry about that)