Best Record Breaker Poems

A varsity player in a game
Dumps good girls just for fame
A bad player with two-faced eyes
Knocks them out with pretty good lies.

A heartbreaker who loves...

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re-post inspired by Brenda's contest

THE HERO

Every Tuesday on the dot,I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.A solitary 
sixpence,all my wealth to pick...

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Ten things I would like to do before I meet my maker
Atop the list – a grouper-catching record breaker

Hang gliding takes the second spot on...

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Every Tuesday on the dot,
I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.
A solitary sixpence,all my wealth to pick up 
my favourite comic from...

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Cash makes the world go round, spin
Don't I look like money, that's my twin
Gettin' money, like it's going out of style
I keep throwing it up,...

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Another body dropped as the evil ran through the night 
He was on a spree to start a war 
The screams blistered the silence 
As...

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Awaken Giant of Africa!
Awaken oh Nigerians!
To a battery of fresh ideas
A synagogue of truce
An altar of oneness
To thee, I call, ‘awaken’.

Be not asleep 
To the...

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Every Wednesday on the dot,
 off to the newsagent like a shot.
A solitary sixpence,all my wealth
picking up the Hotspur comic from the shelf.
To read of...

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Every Tuesday on the dot,I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.A solitary 
sixpence,all my wealth to pick up my favourite comic from...

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Every Tuesday on the dot,
I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.
A solitary sixpence,all my wealth
to pick up my favourite comic from his...

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~Sexual Desires~
I will not fear a single thing
Or any evil this existence can bring
So I won't ever hide in shame
I will always proudly shout my...

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THE 12.12 SECS FASTEST WOMAN ALIVE

Life exudes in it's harshest of complexities:
I have built this machine with bleeding hands,
shaped her to slice the wind,
shined her...

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A little bit dirty
Innocent, cute and flirty
Friendship, relationship record breaker
She taught me English
Accent, tenses and sentences
She has three siblings
Anna, Nina and Christina
Her favorite song is
Ye...

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Talk about windy, a record breaker by far
A crane toppled over crushing a bunch of cars
No one was killed
Amazes me still
The goodest luck time to...

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