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Best Randiest Poems

Below are the all-time best Randiest poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of randiest poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Position Impossible Ii - Collaboration With Jan Allison - Bawdy Warning
Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!

Original poem by Jan...

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Categories: randiest, humor,
Form: Limerick



Penny - Beloved Pet Contest
She was pretty,
So adorable.
This little bit of fluff
Suddenly arrived on my doorstep.
Thin and scruffy,
So hungry,
Beautiful copper coloured,
I called her "Penny".

This traumatised cat
Used to run up...

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Categories: randiest, beautiful, cat,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Position Impossible Ii - Collaboration With Tom Cunningham - Bawdy Warning
Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!

Original poem by Jan...

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Categories: randiest, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Book: Shattered Sighs