Best Qual Poems

"Calm down," Newt said to Mitt.
"The quality of mercy is not strain'd!"
"Really," replied Mitt, "Comma on!"
"If you really believed in mercy,
 you wouldn't have forced me
 to divulge my tax returns!"

"Truely," said Newt. "It droppeth 
as the gentle rain from heaven."
"Ah," says Al Gore, "like...

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