Best Put Down Poems

HUMAN BEINGS MAN...don't tell me it was necessary!
Couple hundred thousand people obliterated in a few seconds is beyond the realms of scary.

Truman you musta' been sniffin' glue man...you know you didn't need to do it. 
I can hear ya' today giving the A-ok to the...

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Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
A best with animal magnetism
Is what he will probably think
Just say to him
"So you're the missing link"...

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Mother Nature - you need to make up your mind - is it spring or winter?...

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Hang tough little ones
      as you walk 
      through the gauntlet of scorn
      and the fists of the bully.
      Hang tough and you will
 ...

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Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
And if they are relentless
And as thick as granite
Just say to him
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"...

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Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he should hesitate over your name
Then that’s your cue
Just say to him
"Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!"...

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Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he offers you champayne
And celebrates like a winner
Just say to him
"Are you drinking your dinner?"...

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Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he sugest he is your prince
Come to rescue you from your plight
Just say to him
"You live with your mom still, right?"...

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No matter when they gather
    I'm still so all alone.
Because no matter what the time of day
    they're always on their phones.
Early morning dawn to dusk
    they talk and text away.
Afraid some trivial bit of news
...

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A badge of great honor
We wear it with pride,
They say it’s an insult
But we’ll let that one slide.

A boomer’s a doer
A person with Pep,
Marching alone
To their own special step.

The children of Giants
Who lived through a war
Instilling in us 
The passion to soar.

They call us great...

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"Put down them guns this land's not yours 
Put down them guns this land's not yahs
This Satan world momentarily yours
Elohim created this theses lands be really free 
Created creator created this universe for you N me
This earth this world for humanity man to tend to...

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I know he has her in his arms, always flaunting her charms;
‘I need you he says’, I don’t understand this;
Yet the promises to knot her he speaks.

He comes close, breathes on me
Holds me tight for hours; and she calls
Gets up and walks to the door,...

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Let's put down our baggage
By Michelle Morris
08/05/2023

Oh-oh-oh...
Let's put down our baggage 
Let's free ourselves
Our hearts and our minds
Our bodies and our souls

Oh-oh-oh...
Let's put down our history 
Let's move forward from the past
Never forget our beginnings
Or the memories built to last 

So much life in our...

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Autumn put down me bed
In the grass and the leaves of yours
Cool me I’m hottest lad
But don’t freeze hands of mine, of course.

Make me marquee in wood
Frail but only mine
Autumn I wish I could
To sleep in the bush to be fine.

Give to my fallen soul...

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Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
“What would it take” he might say
“For you to go out with me?”
Just reply “a few years off your age,
I would suggest twenty”...

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