Best Puke Poems

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It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed...

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the ocean's my play ground
and pretty days there I be found
I come from the land of pirates and drug runners
but now days I thinks fishin...

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Don't rip your heart open too deep
(All they'll see are the valves and the veins)
Don't puke out your guts in one heap
(All they'll smell is...

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Exclusive Birth Rights

I am German and guilty as charged by history and evil parental culpability
privileged by life and proxy thus I refuse to forget ancestral...

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You were so 
full of life and
uniqueness and inspiration 
to those like me 
looking for a voice 
to cry out and be 
oneself, shuffle off
such...

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Do you really think, that I am going to trade my eternal soul,
for your bowl of germ infested puke? Think again!
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O' sullen sullies of...

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Am I vomiting?
Or do I throw down instead of up.
Singing with a sudden frown,
In barf upon a promised gown.

I wore it to prom as a...

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CLEM POTTS AND THE MOON

not a pleasant sound
combining potts with the moon,
but, farm girls had learned
clem potts, in his rustic way,
was quite the village dreamer

lord...

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The Argument has always been,
Who gets to decide what is right?
You think yourself a Sovereign?
Let's examine the Erudite!

"Man should make the sovereign choice,"
The Erudite Scholar...

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So I found my decipher placed 
on a site on cyberspace 
with my name replaced 
by a fake disgrace 

the rhyme I’d written 
where I...

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Tonight you joined the stars,
Leaving my arms with a shell,
never forgetting the love that was ours.
Even if my heart burns like hell.

Memoires spilling out of...

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You weren't by my side
Subside from the inside
I've become so numb
Succumbing to the feeling of coke and rum
Who knew I’ll end up with you with...

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The classic names of nursing homes
    make me want to puke and groan

  How about 'Celestial Gardens?'
    great...

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Our first kiss
was a deathless Mayfly.

Ten years onward, we sit
in a Doctor's waiting room
as sniffling strangers.
She smells of baby-puke.

Sometime later,
she tries to sell me a...

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The car door opened 
The first thing I saw 
Was an explosion of balloons, 
More than I’d ever seen 
In my entire nine-year life. ...

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