Best Puke Poems

Excuse me while I Puke
I hear screams of virgins watching 
their innocence being tortured. 
I see flowers hiding in the shadows 
covering their eyes with shame. 
I smell the putrid odors, 
fuming from the stench 
of bush meat eating scavengers.
Forcing intimacy on cherubs and angels....

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OMG this is what I think as I am reading? 
thus pus poems and yes they stink
simple in word mire contrivances with 
rancid rhyme scheme redundants that
exude explanatory expectorants spouting 
word wormy willy wally whilst wonk wails 
worthless words in causal clits of  
I...

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And so the story goes:
Ex- Smokers are thee Worst!

You see them everywhere as they act offended and either:
Walk faster in disgust or
Stop and exasperatingly explain how they stopped, and you should too...
Excuse me, I was actually trying to enjoy my smoke..
Are usually my thoughts on...

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Squeeze your cheeks and nary speak.
Never you squeak and squawk.
There be a wee more yards to make,
As you take your puke fart walk.

What wild plan that sounded grand,
Has landed you in this state?
Make no mistake we all relate.
So, sympathy we do impart.
We pray you’ll make...

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LANDING IN A ME AND YOU LAND

listen,~ 
I have this like conundrum, 
A choice 
and probably a problem with either one or one million complaints
As I curse the portrait this universe paints
With the blood of those in turbans atop
And no matter how loud I scream...

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Its all you see everywhere,
Pavement hugging,
And beer blankets,
Puke as far as the eye can see,
A sea of puke for a world,
Where the latin name for life,
Is jokus sickus,
Oh and the bubble gum,
Is from the 80's ego bubble....

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The California GOP
Does not believe in liberty
As sly as foxes
Fake ballot boxes
Swallow each vote maliciously

The Texas GOP decree
People of color need a knee
One travels far
To vote per car
But only when one's white and free!

*"There is no bottom to how low
Trump and McConnell will go
to retain...

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RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION 

I awoke this morning soaked in piss and puke but I know it wasn’t mine
For the night before I had consumed no rum, tequila nor any soured wine
And so I  came to the conclusion that Jesus had been the source of what...

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face like string
gaunt guitar split
rustic rhythm bleeds
gaze gore breeds
hoisted hollow dug
by leering lust

limbs like sequoia
bounty breeze's destroyer
nocturnal nature's lawyer

callous curves canvass
attention into trance
stark emotions spanked

I, punctured priest
porous puke spree.
      '20:02:16:09:56...

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The car door opened 
The first thing I saw 
Was an explosion of balloons, 
More than I’d ever seen 
In my entire nine-year life.  
For the first time 
We were at the fair 
I leapt from the car 
Feet running before 
They hit the...

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They eat porridge then vomit it up
Dancing when they find carrots
And eat the other’s puke

Till they puke again and again
The sick game they play
For they are elite

And number one
Both gross and lovely
With added sugar...

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