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Best Private Joke Poems

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A David For David
~ David Cassidy ~

Sharing a room with my sister 
David was plastered over each and every wall
It's a wonder she'd never got a paper cut...

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Categories: private joke, friendship, life, love, sister,
Form: Rhyme



I'Am Not My Hair
I saw that sneer heard the mockery 
It came straight from your heart
Like bread comes from a bakery
Your eyes said it all and though it...

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Categories: private joke, care, discrimination, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Reply From the Nonexistent
please tell me ...

what happened?
what dire damage have i wrought?
what did i do to ruin it, that friendship, rare?
you once knew me better than most...

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Categories: private joke, friendship, loss, memory, missing,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Remembrance
The children in the park
See the old, gray-haired woman
Every afternoon. They watch her.
She is always sitting in the rocking chair
On her porch, sometimes reading,
Sometimes knitting,
Sometimes...

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Categories: private joke, feelings, nostalgia, old, people,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member City At Night
City At Night

by Edmund Siejka


It was cold outside
I hadn’t shaved in days and I was hungry 
I was going to walk it 
Only a few...

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Categories: private joke, life,
Form: Narrative



New Millenium Same Old Stuff
My revolutionary heart smiled at its private joke:
“The poor can’t eat the rich because they’d gag and they’d choke
On toxins like guilt, cynism and greed,
Prozac...

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© Anna Hart  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: private joke, introspection, passion, social,
Form: Classicism
Premium Member Politically Speaking
Politically Speaking
By Franklin Price
8/24/2015

Politically speaking -  I'm at such a loss
Trying to figure out - who the heck is the boss
Thought it was the...

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Categories: private joke, political,
Form: Rhyme
Fragment
Fragments of life.
Fragment of occasions.
Fragment of the past.
Fragment of the present.
Fragment of tears.
Fragment of conversations.
The fun and the pains.
The private joke and laughter.
The suspense of...

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Categories: private joke, art,
Form: Blank verse
Spitfire
For Spitfire, the Wolf

The pack breathes forth
crystal- mists, 
ghosting the landscape 
like wraiths leaving the abyss.
In sarcophogy-effigyy.
A Eulogy in cacophony 
Serving their own.Stead.
 Fates in...

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Categories: private joke, death of a friend,
Form: Ballad
Eclipse 2
Mother's womb panged to be delivered.
A rift awakened, once asleep in roost,
but 4alarm crowing on steeples of burning roofs,
the foundations gone missing, on sabbatical 
crowning...

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Categories: private joke, absence, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
Spellbinder Part2
Her mocking salutation in salute.
Sudsing down your brains drawingboard in a victoriously ill repute.
Nature's pendulum holds you in it's dungeoness pattern of holding, then you...

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Categories: private joke, angel, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme
Deathbed
Deathbed


When we are old and youth is in their hands,
I will be with you; heed my plans,
For I have waited for a lifetime,
To sit with...

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© Aa Harvey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: private joke, children, cry, heaven, love,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Girls of Summer
Like a burst of confetti
They erupt into the corner store.
Tanned, long legged,
Laughing and pushing each other.
They toss their sun-bleached hair
And glance around to see
If people...

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Categories: private joke, humor, imagery, youth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Cricker Or a Sheet Cricker
He is a cricker, I was told when I got to Kirksville, Missouri.
What is a cricker?
“They might be crickers, but at least they ain’t sheet-crickers”.
There...

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Categories: private joke, words,
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Shattered Sighs