Best Prissy Poems

If I thought you’d risk it,
I’d offer you brisket,
but since you’re a vegan,
unlike Chrissy Teigen,
would sooner be dead,
here, how ‘bout a Triscuit instead?...

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a battalion of horses
prancing around in my mind
snorting and pawing
make my muse crazy with happiness

mice run through their feed
she loves that, it gives her a start
I roll my eyes
not fond of rodents

adjectives on fire ping themselves in my musings
the usual suspects
some I have used so...

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Prissy,
our pet cat,
eats what she wants;
eats many times a day
and begs....

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Have you ever been snobbed by a cat?
Scolded with a slap from a paw?

Has a warm fluffy ball purrred you to sleep?
Have your unmentionables been itchy with fur?

Kittens died in their sleep?

Then you know the Joy and pain
of being allowed to keep company with a...

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The dog is leaping and frolicking like crazy today
But the cat is haughty, and keeps herself far away.
The dog is doing a Scottish Reel and a petootsi watusi.
The cat is licking her paws acting stuck up and snoot-sy.

The dog is adorable now, doing a line...

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violets prissy ways
showing petticoat petals
delights my faeries...

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These young people of today; what will become of them?
They are so open, so free-spirited, so annoyingly risqué.
I had no words for my prissy uptight great-great aunt, so I kept mum.
Then I found a provocative photograph of her back in “the day”.

I said to my...

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Inspired by a paperclip, the pen began to write
The clip danced a mean tango with a errant fork.
They were showing the room the time of their lives
When stapler began to click-clack, vying for attention

How do you do that without a hand? I asked stapler.
Sassy stapler...

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You give me a smile that only comes from you
I smirk in my dreams, understanding it fully
and what it means to us, my body and me

upon awakening I realize it had been six years
since I have seen that look….

loneliness has become my companion
like a carving...

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Trump A Prissy President

When America wants to get in groove, 
Trump as a prissy  President remove; 
Give much  slack; 
Never come back; 
Hear him leave and horse's each hove.

Jim Horn...

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Prissy, you came to us and brightened my day
A litter of kittens was all it took
You became our inside cat
Shy and quiet, most of the time
You were hard to love
Life was hard on you, so I could forgive your little ways
You were a friend in...

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Hello pristine prissy people, now please go away.
I am eating a fine fantastic picnic lunch today.
Natural things out here crawl around and abide.
My little boy self is happy, he I shall not hide.

There’s an ant brigade on my left ankle and knee.
Dirt and dander that...

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isn’t the waltz a prissy dance?
I’m reluctant to attend the exhibition
until I get there
then I am mesmerized and enthused
I want more actually, I want to learn...

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What is the point? Asked Mrs. Snooty.
The point is I could not make up my mind when we
were building, so I said put all three in.

We are not talking light switches.
We are talking light fixtures, and they are
gorgeous. I love them.

Not in the middle like...

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“Let us travel to the zoological garden, “ said she,
born and bred in the eighteen hundreds.  
I had no idea what she meant.
But she was dainty and beautiful.

One of the prettiest ghosts I had ever met.
I said, “Okay, let’s take my car.”
I opened and...

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