My Prissy Aunt Minnie Back In the Day

These young people of today; what will become of them? They are so open, so free-spirited, so annoyingly risqué. I had no words for my prissy uptight great-great aunt, so I kept mum. Then I found a provocative photograph of her back in “the day”. I said to my mother “have you ever seen Aunt Minnie like this?” My mother laughed so hard, she nearly fell over. It was her all right. She was a Ziegfeld model, barely wearing clothes, a sexy little miss. We decided to keep it quiet. But neither of us ever forgot this sight.