Best Pooch Out Poems

Can I keep him, please, dear mother?
     I found him down the road.
I've been to all the neighbors,
     And this is what I'm told.
"That's not my dog there, Sonny."
     "Haven't seen him 'roud...

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I said, do you fancy a drink, Tom?
He said where the hell is that stink from?
My dog cocked his leg
We smelt rotten egg
Because he had eaten my stink bomb

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I am a pugnacious old pooch-
with prowess I guard my man's hooch,

     when the master comes home
     he throws me a bone-

but I'd prefer a poodle to smooch!...

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Life Of A Canine Named "Pooch”...
Equally Worthy As Mine

No explanation why,
the following unpleasant memory
     shocked this systemofadown human vie
bur rent lee, suddenly, and oppressively
     as if...a heavy object
     fell from the sky
knocking render...

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Having expended our years of youthful zest
My pooch Nikki and I now read and rest
While scratching her belly
I’ll recite Keats and Shelly
But she confides in me that she loves Byron best
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Then a felony.
Yet a Felony.
A ten-year Felony.
Alas, The Pooch!...

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Primped, pampered pug Priscilla perused pate portion perfunctorily piqued





10/23/19...

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Reflecting On Thy Long Doggone Pooch -
"Georgie Harris"

At present moment thoughts adrift,
     whereat figurative throne,
     this chap doth 
     emotionally abdicate
no particular reason finds me
     revisiting nostalgic 
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I remember when you came to me,
a slinky sleek bundle of fur and muscle,
dashing, daring, purring, and pouncing,
testing the limits and the patience of all,
playing in the morning, playing at night,
sliding on the carpet,
never sleeping, never stopping,
energy incarnate.

You burned so brightly in my life,
lighting our...

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Pooch - Fable

My tail still wags
though slow o'er time
both eyes sink low
equal ears that droop

A grunt is heard
a bowl-filled treats
later a door opens
a dying day's light

Slam sounds behind me
many souls in passing
tree shadows now grow
mumbling distorts the calm

My wags made brief
as faces turn away
harsh scolds...

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A soft white pooch with a red nose
A ribbon round his neck with a tiny rose
Is a bosom friend of Nolly
Loved more than any expensive dolly
He has a place on her potty chair
And sits like a king, fat and fair
The bathtub holds a special nook
For...

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When wind is blowing in my hair
with one paw placed outside,
where we are going, I couldn’t care.
I’m the pooch that loves to ride.

With one paw placed outside
I love to watch the scenery.
I’m the pooch that loves to ride
and smell the fresh cut greenery.

I love to...

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They'll be no hop scotch with a broken crotch.
No gyrating like Elvis with a fractured pelvis..
Don't plan on doing the hoot Chie cootch.
Better settle for a smooch.
No leisurely long car rides, not until the pain subsides..
If you are planning to stand, better keep pains meds....

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Man’s best friend passes loyalty test 
Also best friend of girl in tan dress

A warm wet nose black eyes confess
He follows where she goes nevertheless 

When she cries he whimpers too
Her laughs and sighs inspire him to

Waiting by the door when she is in school
Puppy...

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Pooch, oh be aware.
This is called a day? Oh, dear,
I suspect not so....

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