Best Politically Correct Poems

POLITICALLY CORRECT

                                  Now psycho politics subtly suggests
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THE POLITICALLY CORRECT POSTCARD

One picture is worth a thousand words
(And a flower is worth a whole lot more).
This was the import of the card you sent me,
Flu-eyed,  runny nose and a sore

Throat.   I was to dismiss, on the merit
Of sexism,  the...

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America the beautiful, home of the brave,
One Nation under God, marked upon their graves,
Our founding fathers built this land,
“In God We Trust,”  they made their stand.

A nation built with strong convictions,
Free from British Rule,
“I Pledge Allegiance To The Flag,”
Was said in all our schools.

There...

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I've mentioned the absurdity
We deal with everyday,
If Vince or DJoePappa were president
It wouldn't be that way...

Things might start to make sense,
They sure as hell don't now,
And if I were to witness such,
I swear than then I'd vow...
To vote for them every time
In hopes that sense...

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It’s hard to say anything politically incorrect in the USA.
The people who are struggling don’t really have a say.
They march in the streets to protest against corporate America.
The establishment is the ones in control; they are in the driver’s seat ignoring the Rah’ Rah’

This government...

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Come live with me and be my love,

Lover status is open to all sexual persuasions in accordance with the liberties extended to the 
Gay, Lesbian and Bi-sexual league.  Living together as my love will result in common law 
marriage status following five years of...

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I am...

P oliteness overdone;

O ffense over everything and everyone;

L iberation---in a box.

		I am 

I nversely orthodox.


		I am...

T ruth (as defined by me);

I ntolerance of those who dare to disagree;

C ritical but not constructive.

		I am 

A bstract and unproductive.


		I am...

L ogic in a loop;

L abels to...

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SONNET FOR THE POLITICALLY CORRECT

[There is a history of the world, parallel with that which we know - or is it?]

Then Horatius slew no foes to defend the bridge
But invited Lars Porsena across for tea and crumpets
With our English dead did we not close up...

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Politically correct I’m not; if you seek precision you ought,
find the time, to define the rhyme of perfection
in words you’ve sought.

A simplicity of words I am; I do not write for status or glam,
I pen my mind, whether thoughts callous or kind,
truthfulness you’ll find.

Paper is...

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Ever notice silly signs some businesses put up?
Like braille upon the restroom door and drive through banks fixed up,
In case a blind man happens by driving his brand new car,
And wants to use the ATM, they've gone a little far.

How can they read the braille...

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HEADLINES FLASHING!  

NEWS CASTS BLARING!
 
 
     Sparrow found guilty of killing Cock Robin with his little bow and 
arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!    Judge to announce sentence!!!
 
   
   "Since you admit killing Cock Robin, I...

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Yeoman throw 
On another
Cigarette to
Fuel the
Fire

Yeoman
Throw on
Another
Cigarette
To fuel 
The fire

Yoe
Man                                   ...

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Be Politically Correct

We always have to be politically correct
And then also should be able to connect
Religion with way they are now giving
What they prefer and their way of living.

It had consisted of at least two scenes
Second was where they killed Marines
Who were in plain view...

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Young people today 
seem afraid to be alone
with their thoughts...

needing faces 
and twits 
to distract 
or else fits...


fearing to write
without spell-check
or a grammar that links 
needing to dress-up 
in garish array what 
past generations 
early-on 
knew
stinks
 

I think, spontaneity
is more telling 
of the good we...

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All day long all I do is shake my head
Over all that can and can't be said
That's okay but mind you never that
If it wasn't so sad perhaps then I could laugh

Insanity wears a worn out mask
With everybody being Politically Correct

With feelings now we're trying...

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