Best Plumbers Poems

The faucets are dripping
I get so nervous that I can’t stop shaking
It’s like a cold steel dream
I know you can’t stop it 
But it’s the mechanical thing
That scares me.
Drip, drip, drip
Is it really that bad
To bring people into my house
I doubt it 
But I can’t...

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The plumbers name was stop cock jock
Whose eyes were firmly on the clock
Put his wrench in his belt
What a shock when he knelt
Cos the grippers caught in his ad hoc

With tears flowing like a river
He tried to stand and deliver
His bits changed to blue
Mates said...

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Without great words of wisdom, a nation will survive.
Without purveyors of idiom, a dynasty will thrive.
But let the sewers overflow when waters run amiss,
And you will find a people on the brink of the abyss.

Kingdoms rise to glory through the works of humble men
Whose masterpiece...

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PLUMBERS BUMMERS -  FIVE FOOTLES

Brain Drain

Dumber
Plumber

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Oshkosh – OH MY GOSH!!

Butt crack
gone slack

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Plumb Sexy

No stench
wrench wench




Contra-Septic

Blue pill
bag fill




Pay Day

No rush
He’s flush



©3/23/2017

submitted to – FABULOUS FUN FOOTLES – Poetry Contest...

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Plumbers refuse to make a return visit.
After Medusa washes her hair out well.
Too many eager snake eyes watching them.
Down the drain where monsters dwell....

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Oh, how patience and wits are put to test

                    For "creative" math used to figure the best



Far be it for a newbie to question the stats

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TOP SECRET according to Trump
Is toilet paper for his rump
It all gets flushed
But now he's rushed
His toilet can't handle the dump

 (To Donald, TOP SECRET is when
Stormy Daniels visits again
For no one should know
What time she will blow
For God may declare it a sin!)...

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I am a plumber,
CDM is my companies name,
The initials belong to my sons,
They may work with me one day.

I had a LARGE WHITE van,
Before Covid made all of the 
Prices lower.

Later I tried to get different work, a variety,
But I partnered with a no- good...

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Sump pump is broken
Constant water run
Plumbers cost money
Homeowner is sad
Waits a bit too long

The basement floods
Ruins couches
Bedding thrown out
Salvage nothing

Expensive
Life lesson
Plumber comes

Nasty
Stump pump
Flood
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