Plumbers

The faucets are dripping
I get so nervous that I can’t stop shaking
It’s like a cold steel dream
I know you can’t stop it 
But it’s the mechanical thing
That scares me.
Drip, drip, drip
Is it really that bad
To bring people into my house
I doubt it 
But I can’t stand it any longer
Some thick-legged boy will tell me
It was nothing but a pressure valve.
“Really?” I say.  
“Ah yea usually takes two days.   
By then you got real troubles.”
What kind of troubles is he talking about?
Cancer, the kututra, the heebie-jeebies? 
I simply can’t take it.
He slides under the sink
Mumbles something about a saw
And some plumbers tape
Fifteen minutes later I owe him $143.00.
Now that is some kind of tape.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 12/9/2013 10:05:00 PM
Wow! Nice verse here. Really enjoyed. Always, Laura
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Stephen Kilmer
Date: 12/11/2013 7:06:00 PM
thanks Laura. The road goes on the forever and the plumber always stop...... :) Kilmer
Date: 12/9/2013 8:36:00 AM
So Kilmer - I hate it when their heads disappear under my sink. They could be terrorist plumbers for all we know and then to get charged the final insult. Great poem. Great excuse for atavan. lvoe, Kathy
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Stephen Kilmer
Date: 12/9/2013 7:52:00 PM
Yes indeed. I like that terrorist plumbers! I can always find and excuse for an atavan :) ~Kilmer
Date: 12/8/2013 10:38:00 PM
well, I've been had like this before.. But, somehow I payed 180.00 the first hour... enjoyed...LINDA
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Stephen Kilmer
Date: 12/9/2013 7:53:00 PM
Thanks Linda. I dig your avatar. :) ~Kilmer
Date: 12/8/2013 7:09:00 PM
There is just no end to your creativity. Great entertainment factor with vivid reality. Love the subtle humor. :)
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Stephen Kilmer
Date: 12/8/2013 7:15:00 PM
Dang plumbers. They know so much about everything. I swear they all majored in philosophy. ~Kilmer
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