Plumbers

The faucets are dripping
I get so nervous that I can’t stop shaking
It’s like a cold steel dream
I know you can’t stop it 
But it’s the mechanical thing
That scares me.
Drip, drip, drip
Is it really that bad
To bring people into my house
I doubt it 
But I can’t stand it any longer
Some thick-legged boy will tell me
It was nothing but a pressure valve.
“Really?” I say.  
“Ah yea usually takes two days.   
By then you got real troubles.”
What kind of troubles is he talking about?
Cancer, the kututra, the heebie-jeebies? 
I simply can’t take it.
He slides under the sink
Mumbles something about a saw
And some plumbers tape
Fifteen minutes later I owe him $143.00.
Now that is some kind of tape.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Breidenthal Avatar
December 9, 2013 at 10:05 PM
Wow! Nice verse here. Really enjoyed. Always, Laura
Kilmer Avatar
December 11, 2013 at 7:06 PM
thanks Laura. The road goes on the forever and the plumber always stop...... :) Kilmer
Collins Avatar
December 9, 2013 at 8:36 AM
So Kilmer - I hate it when their heads disappear under my sink. They could be terrorist plumbers for all we know and then to get charged the final insult. Great poem. Great excuse for atavan. lvoe, Kathy
Kilmer Avatar
December 9, 2013 at 7:52 PM
Yes indeed. I like that terrorist plumbers! I can always find and excuse for an atavan :) ~Kilmer
A   Avatar
December 8, 2013 at 10:38 PM
well, I've been had like this before.. But, somehow I payed 180.00 the first hour... enjoyed...LINDA
Kilmer Avatar
December 9, 2013 at 7:53 PM
Thanks Linda. I dig your avatar. :) ~Kilmer
Anglesey Avatar
December 8, 2013 at 7:09 PM
There is just no end to your creativity. Great entertainment factor with vivid reality. Love the subtle humor. :)
Kilmer Avatar
December 8, 2013 at 7:15 PM
Dang plumbers. They know so much about everything. I swear they all majored in philosophy. ~Kilmer
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