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Plumbers Bummers - Five Footles

PLUMBERS BUMMERS - FIVE FOOTLES Brain Drain Dumber Plumber -------------------------------- Oshkosh – OH MY GOSH!! Butt crack gone slack ---------------------------------- Plumb Sexy No stench wrench wench Contra-Septic Blue pill bag fill Pay Day No rush He’s flush ©3/23/2017 submitted to – FABULOUS FUN FOOTLES – Poetry Contest

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John Michaels

Date: 4/2/2017 4:52:00 AM

Nice write. I particularly like "Butt crack / gone slack" :) Congrats!

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/1/2017 8:44:00 AM

Hi John, Congratulations on your 1st place win in the contest. It was well deserved: -) Alexis

Jan Allison

Date: 3/31/2017 6:08:00 PM

I can't believe I am the first one to comment on these John - the Oshkosh one was sheer creative genius absolutely hilarious!!!:-) many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless
Date: 4/1/2017 8:35:00 AM

Alas, Jan, my plumbers Footles slipped through the cracks...hehehe.....thanks for appreciating their "toilet" humor.