Best Pharmacists Poems


Late Night Comedy Show Jokes

i am made up
in equal parts of what i believe 
and 
in equal parts, i believe in 
what i am made up of.

you break me down and you've got
equalityfreedomwomansrightsproch
oiceantibullyingantistigma-
herpes.

it makes no difference to
you 
what happens when I take my pants 
off.
but somewhere along the line I 
became a 
**** a whore a promiscuous little girl 
with no rules and regulations about 
who 
sticks their dick inside me until I'm 
infected with everything wrong in the 
world-
herpes.

they sell you protection in the form of 
condom boxes,
tied up in ribbons that say things 
like,
happy anniversary happy birthday 
happy Thursday happy **** me 
happy little ***** at the bar i can get 
my hands onto.

sex education is 
vacant and expressionless and 
i fell victim to 
don't get pregnant don't get pregnant 
don't.
get.
pregnant. 
oh **** what the **** is happening to 
my insides and my outsides and 
please dear god let the burning stop.

this isn't some blame game,
this isn't some speech,
this is a plea and a please stop 
satirizing my life 
with your late night comedy show 
jokes about my ******. 

my herpes 
not yours 
not my next door neighbors 
not the pharmacists 
not the doctors
not yours.

So get down off your high horse and
try to figure out how
you
will avoid an infection that affects
80% of the population and why
we are all so damn afraid of it. 

Herpes isn't hereditary but ignorance 
is.

The Unsung Heroes of Christmas

Well it just breaks my heart 
That you can't be home for 
Christmas...nobody should have
To work on Christmas day but
Not everybody sees it my way
People make excuses and say
It’s not all about the money...yeah
Right you think you're trying to fool
So for those of you that has to
Work on Christmas day this song
Is for you...the true hero of
Christmas, merry, merry Christmas
To you...
All the Doctors, the Nurses and
Pharmacists, all you truck drivers
Waiters and firemen, all of you
Retail employees, the security guards
And policemen and a special thanks
For all of you in Afghanistan...well you 
Are the true heroes of Christmas this is
Clear but we still wish you were here
Home where you belong...
Oh don't you know it just breaks my heart
That the world can't stop for Jesus for just
One day out of the year well it seems like
A sin but the world is full of scrooges 
Much to chagrin...
Still some make excuses and say it's 
Not all about the money...yeah right you can't 
Fool me in the end so this song goes out
To the true UNSUNG HEROES OF
CHRISTMAS oh bless your heart and
Soul, I just want to say hey I appreciate
More than you'll ever know and a very,
Merry, merry Christmas to you all of you
UNSUNG HEROES OF CHRISTMAS!
© Bo Lanier  Create an image from this poem.

Golden Daffodil

i tinkle my bells in the wind
music is balm to the soul
the country I represent  you'll find  
needs music to keep it whole.

i stand so proud  in the early mist
spring is here when I appear
am so important to the pharmacists list
my flowers, bulbs, help to erase the Alzheimer's fear.

my golden  heads make peop!e smile
whether I am large or small 
Welsh proudly wear me on St David's day
their flower of spring loved by all .


penned 10 August 2016


Writer's Rights

Writer’s Rights

Martha Stewart glorified after prison
AIDS overwhelming uneducated African youth
Terrorism continuing to scare us senseless
The writer writes

Portraits being painted for history books
Scholars studying patterns of behavior
Terrorism inside these walls 
The writer rights

Hip-Hop portrays a gangster’s persona
Saddam Hussein rots in a dark musty jail cell
Cancer’s evil agenda maintains its goal
The writer writes

Stockbrokers continue to figure cost basis
Pharmacists become more and more wealthy
New drugs approved daily by the FDA
The writer rights

The writer’s rights are no one’s but the writer’s
A poetic license to script an honest portrayal of the world we live in
Unafraid of what his outcome may be
The writer writes

The Construct of An Essence Forming

The Construct of an Essence Forming

Collaborative custodians of remuneration for the poor
Commemorative symposiums on humans need for wanting more
Symbols of ancient mystery drawn upon cave walls
Thimbles of fragrant misery born from what a man recalls

A nieche in the marketplace, an advertisement that lies
A piece of someone’s face falling plastic from their eyes
The grief of the replaced calling out for compromise 

Attitudes of servitude that call for investigation 
Gratitude for the interludes that fall for the relief of compensation
Exactitude that can only conclude to stall the consternation 
Platitudes that are borderline rude based on weak configurations 

Instantaneous satisfaction born from greed and lust 
Sub-cutaneous mathematical fractions that only scientists trust 
Spontaneous interactions that are based on sense and must 
Contemporaneous fine contractions that are born from the modes of break and bust 

An ethical integrity that cannot be mistaken 
Umbilical propensity that will not be mis-shapen
Ventriloquist alarmists miming political ideals 
Soliloquies, pharmacists, timing hypocritical appeals

Contrite sensibility coming from a place of inherent goodness
Finite possibilities running the race of concurrent couldness
Hematite magnifications of ions colliding for war
Israelite pontifications of lions at the gates of Daniels door

Cocophonies of entropy expanding out through space 
Topographies and symphonies sounding with an air of grace 
Corroborrees and ancient trees expressing wisdom from a race
Soliloquies and poetry forming from a lifetime of disgrace 

The basic convalescence of a soul pure as white 
The corrupt adolescence as the whole begins to fight 
The abrupt incandescence of a goal reaching the light 
The construct of the essence of a mould in pure delight 

Copywrite 2023 Elizabeth Morozl

Challenged Nigerian Pharmacists

The Roadside Medicine Sellers
Are Pharmacists' bold tellers
Of an enduring contest
Not unlike a weighted test!

Ever waxing Drug Dealers
Competing as Sure Healers
But spinning laughing profits
For all their being cursed misfits!

Shame to legalizing Laws
Unbolting illegal doors,
Patent Medicine - obtained Rights
A From - Reality Fool's flights 
That often drop a body
For a post -  Morten study

What a crazy patronage
Of Butchers in Tactful Age
Hardly like us for neck ties
Their tie - free neck for loud lies

Oh' how their shelves kick with drugs 
In their stores Persian Rugs
Their Sales' Facilitators
The Non - Stop Oscillators 


Admit men ,though, we're the cause 
Before customers long pause 
Smiles not customer- friendly
Handshakes not given grandly
Lordly prices for packets
The released picture Rackets.


Premium Member I Wish I Was Kidding

Sixth graders have had the unit on careers. I have introduced hundreds of them today.
We have had guest speakers up the yin-yang, and down the other side of the room
I am confident they know about accountants, musicians, retail, yoga, from career day. 
They know about space camp, astronauts, astronomy, bakers, chefs, and things that zoom.

We have been introduced to pharmacists, doctors, lawyers, and a hospital chief.
I spent hours getting people to the event, and I mean over fifty speakers this week. 
So it is with great disbelief that I tell you what happened afterwards that gave me grief
When the sixty-graders shared what career they had decided on, giving me a peek….

U-tuber, influencer u-tuber, influencer, influencer, u-tuber, u-tuber, influencer, doctor maybe.
Doctor maybe! I was excited for a second, maybe this child had broken the pattern of idiocy.
U-tuber, u-tuber, u-tuber, influencer, influencer, how much more discouraging could this be?
U-tuber influencer means they do not have any post-secondary education, you see.

They are both the same uneducated career, and truly no career, which they think is stube. 
The children of today do not want to work hard for their money, ‘cause…..
They expect to be able to buy a house for their parents by talking on u-tube 
Am I kidding? Seriously, I truly and utterly wish I was.

Premium Member Antibiotics

On the subject of antibiotics, there are pros and cons
Some believe they don't do any good, just a pharmacist's song
It's either this or that
Either white or black
There's always been a benefit for pharmacists all along

Holy City

They were all wrong
the priest who cut my phone
the two cops who broke my nose
the psychiatrist selling me down stream
I only had two lovers, neither of them do
but yet I can't prove where i got my hiv
the pharmacists would try to get me my meds
the drug dealers who overtook my house
all the way to the caretaker
who says i should have had better friends
to take my money and leave me homeless
rent out my apartment to another sucker
my identity in songs a suicidal cult
the plot thickens when i cant even get into my own email
I still dont know how i survived
and i will probably be dead in a week
never saw this coming to me
no one ever said life was a dream
but you live in sin of selling it to me as one
the doctors who woke me up
and kicked me out of emergency
after being revived from sleeping pill overdose on my birthday
fell asleep on the bus
all the way to crying out for help on the internet
definately not the way to go
either im in the middle of a conspiracy
or im crazy
no, i dont care, the antichrist is here
picking on the mentally ill
jesus the devil's disguise
no matter what we do we're wrong
don't understand how we think we are at the third world war
the first one never ended
it just went on forever
and now the ball is in your hands
be like them and do nothing
and ask yourself
did you get off on killing me like this
or was it better to get involved
and make my situation worse?

Pharmacists Gathered In a Tribe

Pharmacists Gathered in a Tribe

Saw some pharmacists gathered in a tribe;
Had perfect plan a doctor should prescribe;
Contemplated;
Consummated;
Will enliven yourself when you do imbibe.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.

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