Best Perky Poems

One time on an Amsterdam trip
We decided to watch ladies strip
Some were pinky and peached
But this Scotsman couldn't reach
Oh my, I must be losing my grip

So I sat back and watched it all
Their clothes shed as my eyes befall
Undulations of delight
On this Amsterdam night
This Highlander...

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if  God 
didn’t like 
pairs of perky little round things

He wouldn’t have designed implants 
But provided angels 
only with  wings...

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Obliged, to senses’ pleasure and to soul’s discontent,
I acknowledged all the appreciations,

I often look at the world around me.
They all appear same – puppets dancing on arrhythmic tunes.
Clones moulded by the system, machines lethargically pretending to sweat for goals.
Permanently busy nodding their way through, unsure...

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Pert cheeks

Hands greet




;-)...

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Perky Turkey

At first we found Tom to be quite perky,
And did later became a big dead turkey;
Somehow,
He is now,
Covered with much gravy that is murky.

Jim Horn...

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Patricia parades pretty periwinkle paisley pyjamas playfully presenting plump pinwheel pastries



AP: 3rd place 2023

Submitted on October 21, 2019 for TAUTOGRAM POEMS sponsored by EVE ROPER  – RANKED 3RD...

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Firmly I'd rub the bridge of her nose                                     ...

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Breast machine squashed boobs, ouch it hurt ...
Expletives I tried not to blurt!
Next an ultra sound scan
Doc said you’re all clear Jan
For cancer you must stay alert


I got good news yesterday my 'lump' turned out to be scar tissue from my surgery in 2019:-) 

29/5/19...

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I gave my perky pup
a peanut butter cup
then a cup of milk
that she licked all up!


Copyright McCuen 2008...

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Perky pink python plays a piccolo
Perforated opossum practicing as pro
Pretty prancing porcupine poke Pinocchio
Pronunciation phrases performed in pleasing prose....

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An otherwise perky and pretty nurse
was feeling absolutely at her worst,
so she took her troubles to a local shrink
for some much over due analyzing.
"Every time I date a young doctor, I end up sleeping with him.
I feel guilty and depressed afterward very often."
The shrink said,...

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Perky above board Alice was the one we saw first
Isn’t she the one who used to tease Mrs. Lirst?
No, she’s a good girl, we all like her friendly ways.
The one who tormented Lirst was Pete McVeryWays.

Alice was living up to her name, being funny too.
We...

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Our mother was perky in the morning.
It’s the only time of day we ever heard her sing.
She would come into our room and sing “good morning” stuff.
My twin and I would grumble and rumble about it.

How she could be this perky every single morning is...

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pretty daisy
crisp, clean, perky,
she outshines the sun
on this overcast day
her petals are unmoving windmills
her seeds sit up expectantly
I have a granddaughter named after her...

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