Best Patronising Poems

Telling people I don’t get it 
misunderstanding your objective 
my perception be corrected 
teaching me when I’m pathetic 

I thought you were horrible 
but you say it’s not possible 
my mind’s become illogical 
really you were wonderful 

Oh right then I must be a clown...

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Who are these folks we call people?
For want of names drawn from hat
   or drawn from lucky dip in remainder bin.
A set of folk not friend nor foe
   but unknown masses anointed as anonymous.
Prescribed to be, what we want them, to...

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